Azur Lane Anonymous

I see that we’ve won some (And by that I mean 1000 people) following in the last day, so I’ll introduce myself! I’m some random dude from Germany that loves Azur Lane more than any other game. I post the submissions YOU send me, as long as they’re not tourist ones!

Regarding the "Having sex with Owari while her sheep watch." tweet, it's possible she has sheep on her rigging because she's a battle-sheep (battleship)

Which is 2.6845L, converted to imperial gallons, is a requirement of 0.709 gallons of jizz

So I’ll subtract the 85 collab ships, and I’ll add 3 back for the newly introduced Sakura ships, so thats 767 ships. Assuming you impregnate them first try and its always 3.5mL, you’ll have to jizz out 2,684.5mL of jizz

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@realcryobyte you gotta send me good ones man, we’re in a food shortage

@AzurLaneAnon Owari post? And it's not racist? Did you account get hacked or something?

Having sex with Owari while her sheep watch.

Can anyone do the math on how many gallons of cum you’d need to impregnate every single shipgirl?

By God….

i have done the math, to maintain the 700+ girls harem in AL, you would have to clone 100 copies of yourself per day to ensure that each girl get one visit per week. D4C is the canon skk ability i'm sure

Oomf is filled with peace and wisdom….

Chain saw man ended and I'm seeing all the good IPs get the "because you're used a chain saw" joke In my dreams. Somebody has made one for azur lane.

Doro will go to school

@hubuki1001 UOOOHHHH 😭😭😭😭😭💢💢💢💢

おお！ やっと2人並んだ👍 #アズールレーン

Guess AL hasn’t fully forgotten about their lolis. They’re getting featured on building reruns

the bluray skins are the rarest in AL heres enterprise with her jacket on

If guam ever. (Which is never btw) Gets a chibi figure release. Her fate is sealed. Get in the mobile armor guam. Claim. Your. Destiny.

Guam's mech is based on the plastic model meme of plugging nendoroids into the cavity of a SD neo-zeong from Gundam 🦄. however manjuu has no balls and didn't make guam dock with the mobile armor. I did a color change for mine years ago for zekamashi.