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BlueDucktape
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NOOOO, you mean to tell me, American Media is pushing entirely fear mongering propaganda to dehumaize our southern neighbors so we can steal their good corn for less money after we finish fucking up the middle east with the exact same equation?
Jeremiah Johnson 🌐@JeremiahDJohns
In the wake of 'we will deport random people with tattoos', actual Venezuelan journalists who study Tren de Aragua say that the gang doesn't have identifying tattoos at all. It's literally just something Americans made up.
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farmers when disease strikes their livestock:
lennie@nmgyuus
not my goat… please let my goat be okay dawg
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There are 9 billion people on this planet and 120 of them are oligarchs. That math ain't mathin.
Jaybefaunt🏳️🌈@Jaybefaunt
Remember... We outnumber oligarchs about 100,000/1
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It is kinda funny to me how many Americans want to talk about immigration without even knowing what an I-129F form, k-1/2/3, or b-2 visa even means. You just gotta like let them get the yappies out and change the subject before it gets too technical.
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I will purposefully tie my tea bag to my cups handle for easy sippies, but I will also be upset at my previous night's self in the morning because my tired fingers can not untie the bag. That is also, basically, the plot of Mickey 17.
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Tridacna gigas grows up to 700+ pounds, but also, that is why we farm almost all commercial shellfish. Less effort for me, less impact on wild populations and their ecological footprint.
Ethan@ethanmead4ever
for the amount of meat you get out of clam I feel like we could just leave em alone
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Also, maybe a lil
♃♇@bugdoll__
this is how youre supposed to feel when youre making art with your hands btw
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"The people spreading propaganda"
Aaron Rupar@atrupar
Musk says the administration is going to “go after” people pushing lies about Tesla
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Again, America's average intelligence quotient is currently "borderline disabled" with almost an entire quarter of our adult population being effectively illiterate. America NEEDS immigrants and Americans need to become immigrants to be smart.
liberalsupporter@peepeeLEpuke
Canada is potentially about to elect a Prime Minister with a PhD in economics from Oxford, Mexico elected someone with a degree in physics and a PhD in energy engineering. America elected a barely sentient turnip.
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3 white Americans from New Hampshire when they hear somebody say "gracias" in the most American accent possible:
Tim Miller@Timodc
This is the sickest shit i have ever seen in my life oh my god.
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I'm just gonna start claiming squatters rights in every 55+ community i find listing their real estate with the rest of the market. You wanted to isolate, go enjoy your $65,000 listing away from my generation please.
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Dudes probably sipping Starbucks, voting for higher barista wages, looking at an iPhone, complaining about fascists, living in a wolrd built by child slavery, virtue signaling that they're any better than the rest of us. Hell yeah 2025!
Millenarianism Identifier@facebookvillain
"the fascists can never-" my brother in christ you are watching apple tv+
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I am yet again, pointing out how easy it is to oppose something so much, so vigorously, that you become the thing you oppose.
Secular Talk ([email protected])@KyleKulinski
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Honestly, you don't even need to sweat to feel a lil endorphin drip, you just need the breeze and a sunset once in a while
Маделейн .@normalmadeline
The fact that working out actually does makes you feel better and that’s not like an old wive’s tale
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Befriended a wild fox while watching the sunset on a beach today, life's pretty wicked if you let it be.
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