Patrick

Surprise morning sex is the best! Unless you’re in prison.

This dog is like a tiny Wookie. All fur and hair.

@pinkmagiclala @HawkEmDownChris George Carlin

@HawkEmDownChris 80s Dokken

If you could time travel to witness one concert from any artist in any era, who are you seeing?

When you come to a fork in the road, take it. One can never have too many forks.

Never judge a person until you have walked a mile in their shoes. Then judge them all you want because you’re a mile away and you have their shoes.

@courtneyknill Goodwill is a joke, I won’t shop there or donate to them.

yall are thrifting at the wrong places. yesterday I bought a shirt and sweater for myself and a shirt my fiancé for $10

SALAHHHHHHHH!!!!!

Happy Sunday morning! Fingers crossed that Liverpool pulls off a win.

This is Deep.

Be careful with people who have HIGH FUNCTIONING DEPRESSION. Let me explain: 1. They get up, get dressed, go to work, and cry in silence when nobody’s watching. 2. They check on everybody else, but don’t feel safe asking for help themselves. 3. Their smile is practiced, their “I’m fine” is automatic, their breakdowns are private. 4. They appear to be okay, give solid advice, and hold everybody down, but when the world gets quiet, their thoughts get loud. 🧵

Hulk vs. Chuck Norris: Slap Battle Tournament

@Addictedemmyy Loved the show, hated the way they ended it though.

Yvonne Strahovski as Sarah Walker in the TV series Chuck (2007-2012).

Today is infusion day.

Now 3 down. I don’t even want to finish watching the game, but I’m going to because I’m a masochist.

2 down at halftime, come on Liverpool, at least act like you care about the game!