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@cleo_bruh bwoah…

3yr old niece just asked me why am i me everyday

4 burgers. #notenough #yum

What should I do for dinner and the entire rest of my life

You are a Burger in world full of Hi

Studies have shown that Hi

i keep getting fatter and fatter. i’ve tried everything except diet and exercise. can anyone give me some advice?

@killmesIime Till it smelt like dog surgery

*throwing several bombs 1 inch from your head* I'm not exploding you I'm not exploding you

Movies >>>> homework. And that’s on facts tho

i go to the gym 6 days a week eat 220g of protein a day and run 4 times a week so i can play toys harder

my horny ass be turning boneless wings into bone-in

Don't mistake my kindness for gayness

My wife’s cancer has completely destroyed our sex life