Bonerest

"Hey bro! Wanna be PORNOSEXUAL GOONER BESTFRIEND PORN BOYFRIEND TUG BUDDIES? We can send each other HOT PORN every day and have GOONER SLEEPOVERS where we stay up late and RUB DONG to HOT PORNSCREENS TOGETHER!"

"What? You want to WATCH PORN TOGETHER? Isn't that a little WEIRD? Okay, I guess. But you gotta pick the video." "Oh fuck bro. That's a HOT PORN VIDEO. Fuck. Its making me so HORNY! Fuckfuckfuck! I NEED to JERK DONG right now. I take it back, WATCHING PORN TOGETHER IS SO COOL!"

"We fucked up... I think we're smoking the WEED that makes you HORNY! We better watch some ANALTEEN GANGBANG VIDEOS and TUG DONG TOGETHER just to be safe. If we're already HORNY from the PORN then it will be just like smoking regular weed. Quick bro! My BONER is already HARD!"

"Bro are you watching PORN? Let me see! Oh fuck, bro. Look at how much PORNDONG is being STUFFED into that SKINNY PORNTEEN BUTTHOLE. Dude, It's making my DICK HARD. I'm gonna call into work. Let's go GET HIGH and watch MORE GANGBANG PORN with our DONGS OUT."

"Hey dude wanna WATCH PORN TOGETHER? Not in a 'haha funny' way but more in a 'let's get HORNY and RUB DONG TOGETHER' kind of way. I got A LOT of HOT PORN I want to show you."

"Wow bro. Watching PORN TOGETHER is probably the COOLEST thing we've ever done. Its making my DONG GO BOIINGG, BRO! Im gonna PULL IT OUT and show you. Look at STIFF and HORNY my BONER is, bro. Im gonna PLAY WITH IT while we WATCH MORE PORN. Are you HARD TOO? Let's RUB TOGETHER!"

"Hey bro I just got 2 tickets to exxxotica, wanna GO TOGETHER? We can share a room, spend each day PERVING OUT to IRL PORNMEAT TOGETHER and then TUG OUR BONERS to their scenes ALL NIGHT TOGETHER! It's a PERFECT FIRST DATE for PORN BOYFRIENDS!"

"Omg bro, you're PORNOSEXUAL too? Let me follow your GOON ACCOUNT right now! pleasepleaseplease come over to my house so we can TUG DONG TO my HUGE PORN COLLECTION. We can watch it on my TV so we can STARE and RUB to HOT PORNBABE BUTTHOLE on a BIG PORNSCREEN!"

"Fuck bro, I watched this video and now I'm ADDICTED TO PORN! Be careful, if you watch it too then we will BOTH BE HOPELESSLY ADDICTED TO PORN! We wont have a choice but to GOON TOGETHER FOR HOURS EVERYDAY! I'm going to send you the video but DON'T WATCH... unless..."

"Hey dude wanna hang out? I just bought a couple of BUTTHOLE FLESHLIGHTS and I could use your help breaking them in. We can STARE and DROOL at PORNSCREENS while we STUFF DONG into RUBBER ANUS TOGETHER. Lets SWAP THEM back and forth and maybe see if we can STUFF ONE TOGETHER!"

"Woah bro, are you watching PORN? Oh wow! I LOVE that scene! Press play, bro. I want STARE at her PORNHOLES too! Keep PLAYING with your BONER, bro. I'm going to get mine out too and we can TUG DONG to ANAL BUTTBABE PORN TOGETHER!"

this has literally been me recently with a few of my (previously non-nsfw) friends after one took the plunge and opened a porn discord server for us :3c

"Oh shit! Sorry dude, I thought you were going to be gone longer. You left your PORN FOLDER open and I couldn't help myself. All your HOT PORN made me really HORNY so I started to JERK OFF. I guess I lost track of time..." "You want to join me?"

"NGGH thanks for WATCHING PORN with me bro, this is SO MUCH FUN! Fuck dude, this is SO HOT and the PORN is making me SO HORNY. I think I'm gonna SQUIRT! Watch this!"

"Bro I got a serious question, I'm not joking when I ask this. Do you want to WATCH TEEN GANGBANG PORN and PULL on our BONERS TOGETHER? I'm ADDICTED TO PORN and I really want a REAL LIFE PORNBUD to TUG DONG FOR HOURS with. Let's ACTUALLY be GOONBUDS!"

"Bro watch this video. Look at how these PORNCREEPS sneak around and PERV OUT over this HOT PORNTEEN. We should be just like them. Let's go WATCH TEENY PORNBABES get RAILED with our DONGS OUT. We can PERV OUT TOGETHER too!"

"Bro watch this. If you set it to 2x you can WATCH TWICE AS MUCH PORN than before. You could go even FASTER and ADD MORE SCREENS to compound this effect. Want to go hang out in my room and test this? I bet we can TUG DONG to a WEEKS WORTH of PORN in only a few HOURS!"

"Hey bro, is just me or is this PORN giving us BONERS?" "Okay cool I thought so. We should go JERK OUR DONGS at my desk and STARE AT PORNSCREENS TOGETHER. We should try not to CUM for a reallly long time!"

"Fuck dude you have PORN saved on your phone? That's so COOL! Let me see! Wow, Its making me really HORNY. Wanna come over to my house and we can TUG BONERS TOGETHER and WATCH PORN ALL NIGHT? You can look through all my PORN FOLDERS while we RUB DONG. I downloaded A LOT OF PORN!"

"Hey bro, do you like PORN? I'm coming out as a PORNOSEXUAL and part of that is asking my friends if they want JERK DONG to SKINNY ANAL PORNTEENS with me. I'm asking you first because you seem like you LOVE spending hours STARING at PORNSCREENS." "Want to be PORN BOYFRIENDS?"