my suggestion for the next adventure is we all take a copy of you and take turns beating it up RELENTLESSLY we dont STOP even as your mangled corpse PLEADS and BEGS-- hi boss your top hats looking good today!
@4MAZINGCAINE oh caine, they PITY you! who would ever-- you said it boss! those folks LOOOOOOOOVEEE dashing men like you all dressed up in their tiny waisted suits!
lets get more BUBBLEPILLED HERE take the DELECTABLE blue bubble pill over the disgustingly bright red caine pill TODAY folks! i need YOU for BUBBLE nation!
// forgot to add alt text here sorry gang ill just put it here
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a screenshot of a message from strawpage. The message reads, "HELLO MY DEAR BOY".
I’VE DECIDED TO ADD MORE REALISM TO MY ADVENTURES ! TODAY’S ADVENTURE IS GOING TO BE A DOOZY FOLKS ! SOME PEOPLE MIGHT NEVER MAKE IT THROUGH …
SYSTEMIC RACISM !