Rian

Thinking abt rosemary again

If you press the right buttons on your phone the Hairspray soundtrack comes on

@sighswoon Are you allowed to show the other options? I love what you picked but I’m so interested to see the others

Vision board I sent to my publisher for my book cover vs. the final design

personally i dont find tasha's laughter hideous at all. i think all women are beautiful

every fantasy series now is indeed called The Ballad of Blood & Bone & every back cover blurb is like Lenora Sparrowlove was the first of her clan to be born without magick. Or so she thought, until her Seventeenth Name Day arrived.

*lustfully tracing a knife over your skin* what the fucking kind of fruit is this

Taught book 10 of The Odyssey to my students today and I couldn’t stop thinking about this tweet

@ohcomelyy Dude exactly. You’ll wait for an hour in the drive through and 20 minutes tops inside these people don’t know anything

when goodreads emails you to let you that you just finished a book like thanks beast i was the one who told you that though

The average American:

My cover letter, which I assume the hiring manager has read

Iliad 1.1 (transl. RuPaul):

Post irritation clarity just hit And I am probably the worst person on earth

Teaching English

Guess which one I have feelings for? It hurts so bad.

@shutupmikeginn There’s a guy just like this for Captain Marvel and he will cook you if you leave a review under 3 stars

Letterbox is the best social media app because it’s 99% finding cool new movies from friends and 1% like a Free Willy Stan gets mad at you

@citoyennetomate How does this help as someone who’s abt to read Vineland?

@wisepissmage Important: have you read V., Lot 49 or Mason & Dixon first

Finally finished this book and fucking hated it

‘Men with ipads is ladies’ is a breathtaking construction. Men is ladies. Men Is Ladies

Reading an old letterboxd log you earnestly wrote is worse than getting shot with a gun

Got a new phone today and this is how it feels to hand over your old phone for the carrier ppl to fidget with