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i can’t believe beyonce is a mortal human being like she get up in the morning and fart a lil bit in the toilet before the pee start coming out like the rest of us

ion think i like that you the birthday joke

NEW KELELA MUSIC ON APRIL 8TH OH MEIN GODDTTTT

@MarvelRivals stop putting me in a bot lobby whenever i lose a singular match.

@melsfantasy This is nawt what i wanna hear i need to be grown and sexy

@B4ndco No pls ur so cute n petite slime

I really need to try to eat 3 meals a day i feel like i lost all my muscle mass.

Why is everyone dumb except for me

@UhhModddd I took them all

Why is it so hard to find a pair of baggy jeans that i actually like on me!

If there's two things DJs are good at it's transitioning

Santigold, Spank Rock - Shove It (2008)

if you go above 15 deaths in a ranked game your address should automatically be posted in all chat

Music is everything

Listening to the clark sisters and understanding why ppl turn to religion

I need an alias

@B4ndco I used gorilla glue, i should be fine 🤏🏼

It must feel so nice to be a woman and take slutty pics on a macbook.

@melsfantasy Your tuck is slipping

@B4ndco Yeah it’s fun

One of twigs openers viewed my TikTok profile and i have nothing on there i need to lock in