Major Pat (ret)

I'm so excited to ask my friends if they can water my Clitorias while I'm TDY...

I deleted "twitter" off my phone. I'll drop by from time to time to see if any new DMs have come my way, but otherwise, I'm ghosting. take care every one, it truly was my home for a while. feel free to ask for my digits if you want to keep in touch.

Are there any drag queens named Ronda Santis yet?

@0bviouSquirre1 It's going to be another month till the saw comes in, until then, the piano is in the place of the lathe, and until the lathe is in place I can't really move the other items that need to go where the lathe is now. I could just burn the piano, but I'd be very sad

@0bviouSquirre1 I tried carving, but the wood is so old it's like trying to carve rocks with knives. So I ordered a 10 inch bandsaw (I've been wanting one for a while) to help cut the wood to spoon shapes.

Not pictured in the original tweet is my new invention: a set of plastic battery drawers. Nothing stops a project faster than not being able to find a charged battery.

@TERRY_Part_Deux Lol yes. It is very smol

It is a BIGGER mess than when I started trying to organize this morning.

There's just no good place to put things, so its piles of things.

Bowel shaking earthquakes of doubt and remorse assail him, impale him with monster truck force.

Oh, silly rimworld

@silver_shots @Ms_Riley_Guprz When you posted that, I said to myself "I bet he wouldn't say anything if it were a thin blue line flag" So maybe she isn't on a different planet.

So now the wife can't give me grief for bringing home random pieces of wood. I'm not a hoarder, I'm a *collector*

When I see kids in the hardware store I ask them if they want a sticker, they usually say "yes!" And then I print them out a yellow clearance tag from the label printer and draw a smiley on it Decided this week I needed to up my game:

Any ideas of what to do for three months to pay the 3K monthly mortgage? I got a call back about the GS13 job(!!), but now it's just a waiting game for the process to finish. Is it unethical to start a CTR job now with expectations that I'll be quitting in a few months?

Me: "How do I make a psychiatry appointment as a Tricare Select beneficiary" The internet: OPWQAeiunm;qorifj;sm ir8tyq[w90,4ruja;xoicfAPOSXEijawof;zx,aekicv304w9xdi,sapfdjawsDRFCASDF78A6S4A2D1FA8ER7T SADFQ WPERJSDJFloisjaseifjeASODIFJAoei3399solsdkjflkvm;slkjas;doifaj;weorjqaldk

I was ALWAYS robin hood in my childhood forest adventures.

I fuckin' LOVED this movie as a kid