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@SLYTHERKINK Sending you love

day 1 jadi anak tunggal, selamat istirahat panjang saudaraku :)

@IyelolaIge 2026 brother google translate?

I bought sand from Chinese men and signed a receipt written in Chinese. I was running a construction project and needed sharp sand urgently. Went to the dredging site. Sand being pumped straight from the river in large quantities. I asked who owned the operation. Chinese men bought the land. The river included. Our river. Our sand. Their business. I asked for the price. We agreed. Then they handed me a receipt. Written entirely in Chinese. I said I cannot sign what I cannot read. They said drop the sand and collect your refund. I needed that sand badly. I signed. They released the sand. I sat in my car thinking about this country.

@75_coleh @Beylover2014 The homophobic police?

@Beylover2014 My dear I’m not tolerating any form of bullshit! First time it’s me moving away, next time, it’s gonna be the police on his ass!

I went for my first French class yesterday, the teacher was talking about France being a secular state and how no one is allowed to be homophobic. He further went on to say, men can be with men just as women can also get married to women. Only to hear from one stupid, fat, useless pig from Ivory Coast say “Astaghfirullah” and added some other slurs! Mind you, he’s been acting all “second teacher”, sleeping, snoring, making noise and harassing people in the class. I quickly moved seats and the pig had the guts to ask why! Oh how I wish I was not a cultured sweet lad, I would’ve answered the pig with a slap, but I have manners! I don’t speak to homophobic pigs and quite frankly, I don’t mind making enemies on my first day in class! It’s on bitch, now I’m going to make sure, he feels uncomfortable so I can report him for being homophobic! Leave your homophobia in your stupid country or don’t come to France 🇫🇷!

@accuseatort Ok?

Freeze Corleone c’est un fils de bourgeois sénégalais qui a grandis dans les quartiers riches de Dakar

@AlbumTalksHQ Corny ass nigga

🚨Mr P honoring Michael Jackson at the “Michael” movie premiere.

@malonga6z Yeah always had me confused cause Suburbs are usually good in other countries except paris

Le terme banlieue en français et sa traduction en anglais (états-unien) « suburbs » renvoient à deux réalités socio-économiquement totalement différentes…

@risversed Pleasant

just realized english doesn’t have a word for smells nice like you have stink or reeks for smells bad, but nothing for a good smell

@possuodepressao Peak tweet

professora: hoje vamos remover as ultimas 3 letras do nosso nome a criança chamada Hitler:

@pika_nekopanda Toshiba

海外ニキへ質問です。 日本の企業といえば最初に何を思い浮かべましたか？

@ib_6nueve Enjoying my rent

Mais les gens qui sortent pas le samedi aprem quand il fait beau c quoi votre raison de rester chez vous ?

@Shelovesmeechie Real

how bout i kill myself nigga.

“Comedy”

@agNavya Depends

Is it humanly possible to read 200 pages in a single day?

@Village_man01 @maclatunji @MarufMuhammed4 You’re retarded

@maclatunji @MarufMuhammed4 What??

I was just two years post call, and one of my bosses gave me this file of a land matter that has been in court since 2017( I haven't even been called to bar when the case was instituted). After being fully briefed, I thoroughly read the file to understand the facts of the case and got prepared for the continuation of hearing. My dad had warned me to stop shaking litigants whenever I'm in court, but on this fateful day, I forgot. The Oosa of the community( a chieftaincy title holder), where the land in dispute is located is a renowned Professional Land Grabber and was thoroughly cross examined by me and Baba lost his temper when I questioned if he was a legitimate child of the man from whom he lays claim of the land in dispute. After court proceedings, Baba came to me and said: "Iwo Agbejoro yii, Iwo ni won ran wa bayii. O sharp gaan oo".( You this lawyer, you are the one sent. You are quite tough), and he gave this wicked smile. A few minutes later, I was done packing and about to leave when he stretched his hand, and I shook him, too. Believe you me, that was the last thing I knew. The driver of my boss who drove me to court said he drove me at a high speed to the hospital and I was unconsciously saying they should take me to Abu Salman, an Islamic Cleric who sells Islamic Medicine at Oja Oba. He claimed I was talking, but my eyes were closed, and my head was puffy. Come and see recitation of Ruq'yah by these wonderful Islamic clerics as I was fed with enormous Ajwa Dates and Zamzam water for days. It was that time I knew the importance of Hijama( Cupping), Habatul Zawda( black seed), and Zaitun ( olive oil) in combating the evil eye/ black magic in Islam. Alhamdulillah I made it alive. Since then,I have been extremely careful, watchful, and prayerful. Any opportunity in my prayers, na to cast and bind evil. Human beings are wicked, especially to lawyers. Again, the world is spiritual, don't lose guard ooo. If you do, they will enter you well well. Ire oo!!!

@koreanoli And he did great, show wasn’t about him

Imagine having one of korea's best actors and using him like a background extra to use 2% of his talent...

BEEF Season 2, greatest thing on Netflix right now. Slow build up but insane storyline up til the last episode.

@Momo0310211 Give the man his dick back

@cryingvault Facts

I wish I could say niggas doubted me but everyone believes in me

Reverse sisyphus punishment, the fucking boulder is rolling down chasing you downhill and you have to outrun it.

@Vand3l2 @remarks Pope’s “Brother” Johnny

@BARKISTAN @remarks Apparently someone threatened to bomb the pope's house!

JUST IN: 🇺🇸 Police respond to bomb threat at the home of Pope Leo XIV's brother in Illinois.