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—— CAUGHT ON THE WRONG SIDE OF TOWN. ♪

@custcs Yaaaaaawn. “Oooo, maybe! If they walkin' 'round, lookin' like a losa', then I *might* come swingin'!” Roxy jests, tapping her bat against his wounded leg as she does. “So keep talkin', boy! Make yerself deservin' of another whoopin'!”

@BATEMUP ❛ i ain’t interested in jackasses who hit me with fuckin’ bats! you like goin’ ‘round and bein’ a fuckin’ asshole t’every person y’come ‘cross? ❜ he snorts haughtily, eyes rolling. ❛ i ain’t interested. * but i still ain’t movin’. i ain’t the one assaultin’ people. ❜

Twirl, twirl, twirling her trusty ol' baseball bat as she walks past @custcs.. .. and strikes him in the back of the knees!

@WaltzingViper Yeah? Sure that a kicked-out high heel can't mess that up?

Rollerblading down the concrete playground, passing up no chance at a trick as he makes his afternoon rounds of food deliveries. Delivered neatly and to instruction without ever breaking his skating flow.

“Wha'? Where'd that big lug run off to? —! C'moooon! Right when we got customers! ABBBBBBBIIIIIII!!!”

@custcs “Well, if yer still here, maybe ya wanna teach me some good ones?” Standing still, sneering. “Ya like me or somethin'? I ain't makin' ya stand here. Go on! Ya know how to use yer lil' words, yeah?”

@BATEMUP ❛ no one teach you any fuckin’ good insults? surprised you can fuckin’ smell anythin’ ── thought you’d clog your nostrils with all th’ makeup you’re caked up in. ❜ he pulls away, scoffing. ❛ now fuckin’ buzz off before i * make ya. ❜

@BayAreaBehemoth “Mffff.. this where Ab's keeps th' meat? Weirdo, but wha' — oh hi Abs!”

“Rox’ll open the supply closet one of these days…”

@custcs Blink, blink. “Mind ya breath firs'!” The redhead scowls, scrunching up her nose in disgust. “Shame ya didn't find any toothpaste on the groun'. Ooo, ya stink!”

@BATEMUP rising to his feet with fists clenched, he gets in the stranger’s face, face drawn into a tight scowl. ❛ mindin’ my fuckin’ business an’ ya think s’fine to go swingin’ shit ‘round? i oughta knock your teeth out for that! ❜

@custcs Whistling an innocent ol' tune as she taps the weapon against her shoulder. “Sorry! Musta lost my grip there.” Shrug. “Or ya got in the way o' my lil' girl 'ere. Ain't her fault ya can't watch where yer goin'.”

@BATEMUP he lets out a pained shout, falling to his knees. he glares up at his assailant through a blond bang. ❛ what th’ fuck’s your fuckin’ deal, you freak!? you got a death wish!? ❜

@HundredsOfKicks — door to pull it clean off, leaving a badly torn driver's seat in its flimsy wake. ❝I don't care 'bout what ya gotta do, *now* ya gotta help me look. I ain't takin' no for an answer.❞ —;✦ #METROMAYHEM!

@HundredsOfKicks — ❝If you ain't see 'im, then you're gonna help me look, ya understan'?❞ Roxy curtly continues, withdrawing her finger to gesture towards the now-wrecked car. Evidently uncaring of the brunette's position, the car shop lady has no problem stomping over to the driver's side —

The car show can only go on for so long. It had been a few long, agonizing weeks since her dim-witted hothead of a business partner had gone MIA from the shop. Roxy had chalked it up to just another one of Abigail's tantrums; going radio silent to prove a silly, stupid point —

@BATEMUP conversation such as this feels like too much of a time waster. #MetroMayhem

—— A DEVIL IN PARADISE. ♥

@RowdyDiplomacy — capable of shifting the tides of the city. 〝 I'll give you one warning to stand down, 'less you wish to be considered a defier of justice, Cody. The dark future you've set this city toward, cries for one name, and one name only. . . CAPTAIN COMMANDO! 〞 「 #METROMAYHEM 」

— should she ignore the car shop gal. ❝Ya see a big hothead 'round here? Ya betta' not tell me ya have him locked up, sista'! I got a business to run, so out with it!❞ —;✦ #METROMAYHEM!

— would finally turn around and bring her to the doorstep of the goody-two-shoes, @HundredsOfKicks. ... Or to her bashed-in car door, whichever she'd prefer. ❝Aye, girly!❞ Redhead calls the Interpol legend, black stiletto kicking an improperly discarded soda can Chun's way —