Brendan

My grandpa used to make me smoke black n milds to keep the mosquitos away

This is getting out of hand 😂😭

Rodgers needs to retire

@BleacherReport @Schultz_Report Cooper after going from Watson to Allen:

Brick to the head and then the Crown Jewels all in the space of 4 seconds 💀

“you think you all that and a bag of chips, huh?” me:

Gonna tell my kids this was Freddie Freeman and Mookie Betts.

one minute ur a teenager and the next ur a 25 year old senior citizen.

me on iMessage pool

I want to know how many casualties were involved when Dunkin lit my breakfast sandwich on fire this morning before putting it in the bag

Some person from Ogdensburg 10 minutes into this peaceful protest

mfs when the bouncer tell em no hats in the club

“fuck this job” *goes to work*

The NYS Justice system is a joke

need a girl like this

pete davidson is too quick 😭