Bweaking NuwuS

OWO Actow Chuck Nowwis haz passed away, famiwy sez >_> — Weutews

OWO Astwonaut Jim Woveww, who hewped wescue Apowwo 13 mission aftew oxygen tank expwosion, dies :P — Sky News

Haiiii! Jimmy Cawtew, who wose fwom humbwe peanut fawmew to pwesident and Nobew Peace Pwize winnew, dies aged 100 ( ͡° ᴥ ͡°) — @Independent

H-hewwo?? Tsunmami wawning as powewfuw 7.0 magnitude eawthquake stwikes off coast of Nowthewn Cawifownia ㅇㅅㅇ

H-hewwo?? Kamawa Hawwis tewws suppowtews "do nut despaiw" as she vows to hewp Donawd Twump with twansfew of powew - fowwow wive :D bbc.co.uk/news/live/czxr…

Haiiii! Donawd Twump wins US pwesidentiaw ewection, secuwing histowic wetuwn to da White House (ʘᗩʘ')

UwU Donawd Twump decwawes victowy in US pwesidentiaw ewection, tewwing jubiwwant suppowtews "we made histowy" :3c

H-hewwo?? Kemi Badenuch annuunced as Consewvative pawty weadew, wepwacing Wishi Sunak :D bbc.co.uk/news/live/c2e7…

UwU "You'we constantwy being hunted" - Ukwainians in Khewson teww of tewwow as videos suggest Wussian dwones awe tawgeting civiwians (•́︿•̀) bbc.co.uk/news/articles/…

UwU Fowmew One Diwection staw Wiam Payne haz died aged 31 in Awgentina, powice say ^•ﻌ•^ bbc.co.uk/news/articles/…

OwO Nasa spacecwaft seawching fow awien wife on a mystewious moon of Jupitew bwasts off fwom Fwowida (´・ω・｀) bbc.co.uk/news/articles/…

HIIII! Fowmew Fiwst Ministew of Scotwand Awex Sawmond dies aged 69 ;3 bbc.co.uk/news/articles/…

OWO Washington state woman cawws 911 aftew being hounded by up to 100 waccoons (　'◟ ') — @AP, eawliew apnews.com/article/washin…

Haiiii! Da BBC haz wedesigned theiw website so da bot doesn't wowk at da moment. We'ww fix it eventuawwy. ( ´•̥̥̥ω•̥̥̥` )

UwU Awwest wawwant issued fow Katie Pwice aftew she faiwed to attend couwt heawing :P bbc.co.uk/news/articles/…

HIIII! Pwesident Joe Biden cancews campaign speech aftew testing positive fow Covid and dispwaying miwd symptoms, White House sez :3c bbc.co.uk/news/articles/…

Huohhhh. Jack Bwack cancews wemaining touw of Tenacious D, saying he was "bwindsided" by bandmate's comment about Donawd Twump :P bbc.co.uk/news/articles/…

OwO Donawd Twump names wunning mate as JD Vance, 39, Ohio Senatow and authow of bestsewwing memoiw Hiwwbiwwy Ewegy ㅇㅅㅇ bbc.co.uk/news/live/cljy…