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@HazelAppleyard Cut off both of his hands. Seriously, though, leave him and call the cops. This is abuse. He is abusing you, and he will escalate. Get out while you can.

LEAVE HIM. REPORT HIM TO THE POLICE. NEVER SPEAK TO HIM AGAIN.

@BellaBaddie__ Sorry. I don't have your number saved. Who is this?

Your ex gf texted you saying "I'm dating someone better than you" Reply as a nonchalant guy

@ronsterd89 Grape Nuts

Name a worse cereal than corn flakes🥣

@Luv_Xcuses Because patriarchy.

Why do men call confident women “difficult”?

@Ravenismeee 1985. I was 4 years old. Moved to the desert. Bunch of shithead kids made my life hell for a decade. High school was better, but I was already fucked up by then. Kind of the reason I don't like other white people or the desert.

What was the year that totally fucked up your mental health?

@otokyo__ Well, I guess it depends where you live and if it's your first offense or not.

What would i get?

@oku_yungx "Really? Cause I don't even think about you." Completely deadpan, not even looking at them.

@Ravenismeee How do you accidentally fuck someone? Unless you're, like, under the influence of something that makes you think the other person is your partner, it's not an accident or a mistake. That's a series of choices. At any time you could have chosen differently. Cheating is intentional

Can you forgive a partner who accidentally cheats on you?

@Philly95562233 @GFYT77 @ma1ybe Is reading too hard for you? Is that why you only go off of your own observations instead of just looking it up?

@BBS_76_40 @GFYT77 @ma1ybe Can't, if all we get is oh, its nothing, dont worry about it. Then again, I've seen my brothers wife destroy a living room based off of suspensions. Then when proven wrong, blame the "period" like its suppose to forgive everything.

Do Men genuinely not understand the basics of a Period????

@Philly95562233 @ma1ybe I was specifically talking about menstruation.

@BBS_76_40 @ma1ybe Estrogen is highest just before ovulation, while Progesterone is highest during the mid-luteal phase (days 18–28)

@itsnwts Yes. I'm ugly, not stupid.

SERIOUS QUESTION: if somebody handed you $7,000 and said it’s because you’re ugły, are you accepting it?

@MadelaineLucyH No. I would never work for a company run by a child. I would, however, join one with a man boss. Or a woman boss. Or really any adult in charge.

Would you join a company with a boy boss? 🤭

@otokyo__ People with ADHD.

anyone else?

@ma1ybe This is why biology and anatomy classes should be mandatory.

@GFYT77 @Philly95562233 @ma1ybe Maybe find out what women are going through during that time before you decide they're just acting "super bitchy."

@Philly95562233 @ma1ybe Clearly the ladies in the comments completely missed your point 😆. He's saying most women act super bitchy on their period and think it's excused because of it. Not real hard to get.

@Philly95562233 @ma1ybe During menstruation, women's estrogen levels drop, and their testosterone levels rise. Testosterone is also the hormone responsible for aggressive and erratic behavior.

@ma1ybe We understand. What we don't understand is how women think bad behavior is excused because of estrogen. Imagine if we tried to place aggression on testosterone...

@ronsterd89 My soul mate would never expect me to get rid of my pets.

@Matt_Pinner The pregnancy might have been a mistake, but consensual sex is a series of choices. She chose to be unfaithful when she could have just as easily chosen not to. The marriage is over. Regardless of gender, never forgive a cheater.

Your wife got pregnant by another man by by mistake. As a a good husband, what will you do ?

@JamesTate121 So, is little Andy a virgin or a father? Or is this his coming out post?

He's so deep in the closet he's exploring Narnia.