Brian Berger

My mom saw my socks with Tina Belcher on them and asked "is that Ruth Bader Ginsburg?"

Not me asking my dad for his Capitol One cc info so I can snag that Tswift presale 👀

You should uproot your entire life and move to my city so we can hang out once a month

Reply to this tweet with a picture on your phone of your mics in action.

Sick!!

Smoothest bar reaction I’ve seen to date: Bartender: it’s your birthday? Patron: yeah Bartender: here’s a Guinness, on the house. How old are you turning? Patron: it’s on my tombstone *walks away*

Only been in Ontario for an afternoon and I’ve already seen a Three Days Grace Spotify ad during a Toronto Maple Leafs game…we get it it’s Canada!!!

If The Godfather came out today critics would whine about runtime

“The Fallout” is a drama that explores a teen’s emotional turmoil after a school shooting. What it gets right, our critic writes, is how awkward and strange the effects of trauma can often be, especially when experienced by adolescents. nyti.ms/34jibf6

@akeemythedreamy Not sure why the Taillight Years didn’t make your inspo wall? 🤔

Sound levels in cinemas.

@RichBoyJunkie Ryan Cabrera obviously should be top 3 MINIMUM

This is…god awful

@jessisthemann 😭

Natasha and I faced the ultimate humiliation tonight when all of our hidden snacks fell out while trying to find our vaccine cards at the @AMCTheatres

Somehow heartbreak feels good in a place like this

And yes we got kicked out

@jessisthemann Haha is this a new age oxymoron?

Had to wait 2 hours @ the pharmacy for my $120 insulin (1 month supply) drone that shit to my doorstep it’s 2022 for gods sake and surprise I’m gonna need it every month forever !

@cottagecorecult ABRASIVE

@Lunamatic_ So sick dude!

bastard got on this holy shit!!! trying to build a career in music involves a lot of sacrifice with very little recognition so this means so fucking much