When you’re like “I really want pickles, but also would love to wake up from a dead ass sleep to extrude hot molten rivots into the toilet at 3am for 45 minutes.”
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Happy #IndependenceDay everyone! I hope your day is full of family, love, happiness, and vodka. Be safe and don’t blow off any of those fuckin fingers tonight. They don’t let you drink vodka in the emergency room.
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