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Bathroom renovation pictures naturally lead to a pun battle in the Mulligan family

@SalVulcano Blue cheese serves one purpose and it’s for dunking Buffalo wings. Even then, ranch is a fine substitute. Speaking of which, when can we expect wings making it onto the menu at Joey Roses??

Lightening Round! Choose one:

@NickJMull Wordle 213 6/6 ⬛⬛⬛🟨⬛ ⬛🟩🟩⬛⬛ ⬛🟩🟩⬛⬛ ⬛🟩🟩⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Woof

Wordle 213 6/6 ⬛🟩⬛⬛⬛ ⬛🟩🟩⬛⬛ ⬛🟩🟩⬛⬛ ⬛🟩🟩⬛⬛ ⬛🟩🟩⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 This was an emotional rollercoaster

@Leeniepooh powerlanguage.co.uk/wordle/ Check it out!! It’s fun 😁

Wordle 211 3/6 🟩⬛🟨🟨⬛ 🟩⬛🟨🟩⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

@dylanfriars Keep your head up 👑

@CrissyShan It’s akin to “six of one, half a dozen of the other”

@CrissyShan That makes perfect sense tho

THANK YOU MADISON SQUARE GARDEN!!! IT WAS A NIGHT WE'LL NEVER FORGET!!! YOU WERE THE LOUDEST @TheGarden HAS EVER SEEN!

@granucci5 Lol I think the same thing must’ve happened with crab and lobster! This is making me hungry for Arnold’s 🤤

@BCMulligan Smart! That makes way more sense hahaha

If you saw a pineapple in the wild without knowing what it was, would your thoughts be wow I want to eat that!?

@tylerdamsma Broiling is heat coming from the top, toasting is heat coming from both sides

@AndrewTyers @tylerdamsma I don’t follow that argument, remotely. The rule of thumb is that floor is indoors, ground is outdoors. Obviously, there are exceptions, but the term “forest floor” is actually referring to the ground, ya know?

@tylerdamsma Indoor floor is not ground tho

COVID vaccine ✅ what a huge sigh of relief. Felt indistinguishable from your typical flu shot. Surreal feeling to finally get it.

@CrissyShan All I can offer is that it happened, that is established to be true

@CrissyShan Why am I being singled out here? All I did was like the tweet

@ConorOGinger I’m surprised you got Paterson and I didn’t 😂

@dylanfriars I wrote my name in the address box, can I get another form?

@ConorOGinger Your tweets about work crack me up but I also sympathize deeply for you for putting up with everything 😂

Who would’ve thought random movie references could get me this far in life