Ben Consoles

@hen_ease @stoolpresidente

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All night long

Tom Brady has retired my childhood is officially over #adult2022

Came to the realization today that there is no super hero who has a mustache what’s up with that

Outdoor showers are the peak of human innovation

How many years will it take till kids start thinking Elon university was named after Elon musk

Do elementary school music teachers apply for their jobs or do they have auditions

@TheGreatWall25 Real celtics fan lnow Jaylen is our guy and Tatum is the robin to Batman don’t get fooled

Tatum hits one bank shot prayer and now he’s the guy?

Love Payton Pritchard but he fucked me on the over go to the D league

Vontaze Burfict is out there somewhere smiling after seeing that hit on juju

Campus looked magical under the snow (and fog) during this morning's sunrise.

Charlie Woods' caddie this week at the @PNCchampionship? Joe LaCava Jr.

@jelp_32 Explains why he’s such a monster on the field

Mrs Metcalf from King Philip High is the mother of Seahawks wide receiver DK Metcalf

Some personal new's: I flew to Las Vegas and fucked the @Raiders stadium

@Tri_Kru No degree can accomplish this only god given talent

I would like a degree in whatever field allows me to organize duck armies

@NickFSimmons This is actually a phenomenal idea right here love to see it

How is nobody talking about this picture Steph looks likes he’s spent the offseason chillen with Snoop Dogg

I think I can speak for all Americans and say we should 100% start calling cigs fags

THE @celtics ARE UP 2-0 ON THE SIXERS, EVERYBODY DO THE BANNER 18 BUBBLE BOOGIE