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Johnny Cash getting in and out of his Ferrari will be the best video you'll watch today😂

@nut_history Whichever nightly outcome benefitted my Astros the most.

Were you Team Sosa or Team McGwire in 1998? Or were you on team "I don't care"

Tiger Woods pulling up to Drivers Ed class next week

S&L with @Cody_Stoots and me LIVE today at 3pm at Spanky’s Sharpstown on Bellaire! Four weeks from one of DeMeco and Caserio’s favorite days. Day two of the Draft. Another opportunity to eat, drink and nerd out during the heart of the offseason!

@HeyyRB @Greybuilder *Phalsehopia

Being a Houston sports fan has to be some sort of mental illness

@SnowBlackLamont Used to roll them up in my shirt sleeves lol

THEY DO NOT MAKE MEN LIKE JOHN RIGGINS ANYMORE. Q: “What's your high? Do you keep track of how many carries you have in a game?” #44: “My high will probably come in about another hour after the ball game. We'll have a few beers out in the parking lot” 🐐

@naiivememe Somebody needs to go back to math class lol

Just heard that someone who was 29 in 1996 is now 70

@SnowBlackLamont On Earth, he liked his meat so rare he only ate unicorns. He's have Grilled T-Rex tonight. Bone-in, because he's eatin those too.

Peter Dinklage welcoming Kyler Murray to the Vikings #skol

@The_Reliant That dog'll hunt

Tomorrow is Make 200lbs Of Sausage And Drink Many Beers While Doing So Day!

@AlTheBoss03 @braves2430 HOFer Craig Biggio.

Name a player — not named Derek Jeter or Cal Ripken Jr. — that you respect the most for staying loyal to one team for their entire career. In an era of constant movement, those guys are rare. Who’s your pick? 👇⚾ Bonus points if you watched them their whole career.

@The_Reliant Well played, pilgrim.

All hat, some tattle

@tmilrealdeal @bayoumusiccntr Man, OG Machine Head is so damn good. I still lift to it. 🎶Let freedom ring with a shotgun blast!"🎶

Killswitch live at @bayoumusiccntr in June?!? Oh my.. Might have to make plans be at that show for allllllll of the teenage years nostalgia!😬😅

@LandryLocker That is the second robotic white dude that I have heard say that this week...Interesting.

Thanks for sharing, Mike.

@SeanUnfiltered I do not like the suit he Dijon...I mean, has on...

Just think, he woke up one morning and said, “my fit tonight is gonna be sweet!”

@The_Reliant He likes his meat so rare he only eats unicorns

Chuck Norris turns 86 today. He was 87 just yesterday

There’s an Italian semi-pro wrestler who enters the ring dressed like a pizza chef and knocks opponents out by throwing a pizza pie at them.

@tmilrealdeal @HTown_Sports713 @brandonkscott No Tony Eusebio? Lame. And where the Hoes (L.J.) at?

I see one or two here I could put a strong debate up against😜whatchu think @brandonkscott ? Thoughts fellow 'Stros fans??