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I’m so fuckin’ badass.

@liquidate_union It ain’t what you were gon’ say.

@BESTCOPEVER Well- ain’t you?

Pistachio cake…

@liquidate_union Right. (Unconvinced)

@BESTCOPEVER Hungry…I was totally going to say hungry….

@liquidate_union Hmph.

@BESTCOPEVER Walk it off

MY DICK FELL OFF.

@Pinkyregentess DINGLEBERRIES ARE INSIDE OF ASSCHEEKS!!!

@BESTCOPEVER VERA WASNT EXPECTING IT??? SHE DIDNT WANT TO SEE…..

Why do soooo…..many reagebts slep with their dingleberries out….? Veraa just saw someone’s bits….hehehehehe

@liquidate_union ☹️

@BESTCOPEVER You already know what I’m going to call you I don’t even gotta say it

@Pinkyregentess Then why’re lookin’ at others?!

@BESTCOPEVER Is okay, Vera only likes your hairy butt

@Pinkyregentess Hmph.

@BESTCOPEVER Jealous much? Hehe

@teenageboydiary Maybe I’ll zap yer’s off and stitch it on m’self.

@BESTCOPEVER Will you ggrow it back like a lizard ?¿

@Pinkyregentess Nurse Darling’s gon’ reattach it.

@BESTCOPEVER Let Vera check

@Pinkyregentess I ZAPPED IT TOO MUCH. ☹️

@BESTCOPEVER NO IT DIDNT????

@NurseDarling_1 Alright..

@BESTCOPEVER I'll help you reattach it. Come to the infirmary.

@NurseDarling_1 I wasn’t expectin’ it so soon…

@BESTCOPEVER Why are you surprised?

@Slappynotadummy Yum.

@BESTCOPEVER Pistachio ice cream

@Slappynotadummy @Pinkyregentess No.

@Pinkyregentess @BESTCOPEVER May I join tho?

I have t’fill these out everyday now.

@whoinvitedyall Shut up.

@BESTCOPEVER stop posting about food you're setting yourself up for it

@Slappynotadummy @Pinkyregentess WE’RE HAVIN’ A MOMENT!

@BESTCOPEVER @Pinkyregentess Stop being horny!!

@xcoylecumslutx Mmm…

@BESTCOPEVER I have an entire jumbo bag.

Beatin’ these little cunts makes me crave some pistachios.