Red

#ParodyTwt #AmongUs

While on this nice spaceship vacation, I am enjoying a slice of (expensive) pizza from Papa Crew's Pizza™ 🍕❤️

Who all thinks I am a good crewmate You all: Me! I do! Thank you guys ❤️

@redscroc Best croc ever!

just took a selfie - what do y'all think

My #AmongUsMeal

My new photo that I took with my best pal, #crewmatechrist !

Anyone who follows this outdated chart is sabotage bigoted. Not cool man :/

Anyone wanna take off their backpacks? #Amongus 😅😅

@ImpBlue_ Of course! Thank you, Blue!

@BESTESTCAPTAIN You're a very considerate captain , Red . I really appreciate that you want to keep us safe and that you care about us . Keep it up

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yeah. funny. real funny. that’s my fucking family.

@ImpBlue_ Oh– Uh! Uh…. As a great captain, I strive to keep all of my fellow crewmates protected on this very important and somewhat tedious trip! —That includes you, Blue! I’ll keep you safe from any aliens, /which there are most definitely NONE because they don’t exist/, on this ship!

@BESTESTCAPTAIN Don't worry about it captain . . One is a clear mistake , common error , it happens . Now how about you tell me about your amazing skills as a captain

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@ImpBlue_ Oh! How kind of you.. /swoon/ ♥️♥️ We may need to address those other lists, though!

@BESTESTCAPTAIN Oh , my bad , I forgot one

Yum!

// yo WHAT is that going to help with dog 😭🙏

— There was some noise coming Medbay, which would’ve been suspicious if nobody knew that Lime was on the ship. They’d be eyeing the scanner for a while now, noticing that there’d been a few parts missing. They knew every machine by heart, given their…. Relationship with ‘em.—

@chemicalsweets Good morning!

@BESTESTCAPTAIN Morning, cap!

Good morning everyone! Hope everyone slept well, I know I sure did!

@Fishmoungus // red x white x blue call that americanflag