𝑺𝑾𝑬𝑬𝑻 𝑷𝑺𝒀𝑪𝑯𝑶 𝑲𝑰𝑳𝑳𝑬𝑹 .ᐟ

@blackmetalsnake you're SO right. I'm the best boy

@BETTERING0LD You're such a good boy

I'm a good boy

now I need to make sure alan has an old man friend who's single

@_Play1ngG0d_ exactly, it would suck if I died fuck YEAH. let's get you an old man so we can set up a date.

@BETTERING0LD I'd hate to be the cause of your death. In that case, I'd love a double date.

hey chat

@_Play1ngG0d_ I can't help it. if I'm not a pervert at least once a day, I wither up and die

@BETTERING0LD Pervert.

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@_Play1ngG0d_ now I'm curious. you just made me want to see it

@BETTERING0LD You don't want to see how I act in front of a hot old man.

@_Play1ngG0d_ maybe mine knows another mean old man who's single. we can go on double dates with our old men.

@BETTERING0LD God. You're so right.

he's NOT going to be reading that.

𝙸 𝚑𝚊𝚟𝚎 𝚋𝚎𝚎𝚗 𝚊𝚕𝚒𝚟𝚎 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚘𝚟𝚎𝚛 𝟹𝟼𝟶𝟶 𝚢𝚎𝚊𝚛𝚜; 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚕𝚎𝚊𝚛𝚗 𝚝𝚘 𝚕𝚒𝚟𝚎 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚕𝚎𝚝 𝚐𝚘 𝚘𝚏 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐𝚜. 𝙸𝚗𝚌𝚕𝚞𝚍𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚑𝚞𝚖𝚊𝚗𝚒𝚝𝚢. Παρόλα αυτά, η καρδιά μου εξακολουθεί να του ανήκει.

// I have new gifs to post so I guess I need to revive this account

@_Play1ngG0d_ you're so welcome. go hang out around political places. there's so many repressed mean old men there. it's like a mean old man convention

@BETTERING0LD Thank you. I appreciate it. :(

@_Play1ngG0d_ you can find a mean old man, too. I believe in you. there's so many of them.

@BETTERING0LD UGH. WHY DO GOOD THINGS HAPPEN TO OTHER PEOPLE????

@_Play1ngG0d_ he's so hot. and mean. god, he's mean. i love mean old men

@BETTERING0LD Bragging.

// the boys au dillan

Cheeseburger romance but bite-sized @B0RINGBARBlE