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when you decide to stop all that fake laughing at your job

The NBA having two games run concurrently when it’s only two games scheduled

and i also hate how this country forces you to think about money so much, every single thing circles back to money

Let’s be honest: - Saturday is the only true weekend day - Friday belongs to work - Sunday already belongs to Monday we’ve been scammed

These non-Marvel/DC superhero films had the potential to start their own universes - but we never got the sequels they deserved.

fridays don't even hit the same anymore, we just be tired

Rent, Bills, Cinco De Mayo, Mother's Day, and Memorial Day weekend Who Tf put this month together😂

Pay a bill. Pay a bill. Work. Work. Work. Change your oil. CARD DECLINED! CARD IS LOCKED! Change your password. 2 step verification. PERIOD! Unload the dishwasher. Change tire. 4 TIRES! WAKE UP! Work. Work. Work. Food is bad. Apple $9.99. Skincare. Sunscreen. Protein. Protein. Pay a bill. Pay a bill. Always somebody’s birthday. “Are you coming?” RENT IS DUE! I’m so EXHAUSTERWELMULATED with life right now! 😩😭

growing up is funny because it makes you realize in retrospect just how unnecessarily cruel adults were to you in childhood. like damn, i'm an adult now and i could never be such a horrible person to a little kid

Congress should be forced to retire at 70. Salaries should be $60K, the average American salary. They should pay a minimum of $300/month for healthcare with a $1,000 deductible, like we do. To represent us, they should live like us.

Before the Internet, we didn’t even know how dumb everyone was. We suspected of course, but now we have proof.

Alysha Clark over the years! 📸🥹🪽

Me after leaving everything for Monday and now it’s Monday

I owe my parents an apology for not believing them when they said they didn’t have money on payday 😭

I'll go a whole week without spending $40 just to spend $1500 randomly in one day

Dylan Harper and Stephon Castle

Gen Z looking at 500K houses, 50K cars and a degree that puts them 100K in debt for a job that pays 40K

Me: “I should have about $400 left” Bank balance: $2.99 Me:

this how yns see you when u turn 33🤣

The secret to being a private person is to overshare dumb shit so that people think you’re an open book but then not tell them any of the important details of your life