Lowkeyhurt

@arjmxrell That deep

Can't drive a car but I can drive you insane.

@Elkhalifa1111 Lmaooo

Me in public getting pissed at everything after realizing the meeting should have been an email

@fvckfemi_ Shi happen

and suddenly they become a stranger with all your secrets

Moved closer to work … been late everyday since 🫣

@rareblurs Lmaoo

@Laura_arma_ni 😂😂😂😂

Me when I catch my homegirl with the man she said she was done with

@Laura_arma_ni Go and cook

When you're hungry but all the food at home needs to be cooked Me:

@arjmxrell Look hot

Throwback to my blonde era, u like it?

@Whotfismick It hurt

I spent money like there was no tomorrow and there was a tomorrow

@Laura_arma_ni Hmmm

Me sleeping all the time so that I don't text the wrong person out of boredom and fall in love

@Ajayfizzy Can relate

When you try to sleep to avoid your problems but you end up dreaming about them

I’m always down for spontaneous plans… as long as my hair’s already done.

@Elkhalifa1111 You legend

Me minding my business then I heard the HR telling the new employee the cookie tastes good but i saw her eating Chinese rice

@Whotfismick Lmaoo

@Whotfismick Tubby

when I get up to drink water at night and things get out of control

@Whotfismick Interesting

Having a good day as an adult is literally: • got paid • ate something good • nobody annoyed me • went home • sleep

@Whotfismick On blunt

How it feels to say "chat" when you're not a streamer

@fvckfemi_ Assurance

to be loved by someone who knows the value of updating and assurance

@doc_zee7 Lmaoo

Me trying to hold a rude comment at work so I can stay employed

@Staceyfor6 Good morning

Good morning. May light shine ✨️ on your path today and everything works in your favor.