Michelle 🇺🇸

@harukaawake 🍻

🇯🇵🫱🏻‍🫲🏼🇺🇸 I want to say thank you to all of my new American followers. I really appreciate it! I tried to find an American beer but my local countryside convenience shop didn't have it but please enjoy this kaku highball instead.

Jason Alden and Brantley Gilbert if not on your list. Dwight Yoakam too.

These are my 2 boys. What have you got?

@GoodAmericanMan Cooper

日本の友人の皆さんへ。私の忠実な愛犬、グースを気に入っていただけたら嬉しいです。

海外の人の買ってるペットがたくさん見たい

🇯🇵 🫶🇺🇸 Hey Japan, WWG1WGA 🇯🇵 🫶🇺🇸

Cooper

@nousagiyun I would love to visit Japan someday.

日本だけでなく海外の方もたくさん応援してくださっているので 静岡の駿府城公園の前で動画を撮りました！今は桜が綺麗です！ #静岡 #桜

@BattleByrd We didn’t have zip lock bags.

On a scale of rinsing out ziplocs to reuse them and fried bologna sandwiches how poor were you?

@NewsTreason 😳😳😳

Vance: “I’ve got 3 years of the very Tippy Top of the classification” 1) Anons know 🐸 2) How does he have 3 years of top classification if he’s only been in office for just over 1? 🤔😏

@micheal_ws18 Cold coffee yes, absolutely. Hot coffee it will make the pp grainy.

Unpopular opinion: is it okay to add a scoop of protein powder to your morning coffee?

@Aunty_Barbra I love mine.

Why do y'all run from the elliptical machine,that shit burns calories faster than the treadmill.

@lisa_maths @mamboitaliano__ Exactly.

@mamboitaliano__ Because women here in the US stopped wearing stockings in the 90s and never went back.

Ladies, a genuine question out of pure curiosity: Why does First Lady Melania Trump never, ever wear stockings, on any occasion, in any weather, with any outfit? Really, never, never, never Does anyone know the reason? 🇺🇸👠

@firestick_411 @DisrespectedThe They’re all the same. You clearly understand the caller but they al repeat and ask the dumbest questions. It must be part of their training.

@DisrespectedThe Why is it that the 911 operators always aggravate me?

This happened in Pender County North Carolina in July of 2021.

falling out of love is one thing but slowly realizing your friend isn't a good person/not in alignment with you and needs to be let go is a pain that isn't talked about enough

@Arkypatriot I’m moving from Texas to NW Arkansas. My list is a little different. lol

Maybe they should stay home in Texas Moving to Arkansas but wants: • no tornadoes • unincorporated land with utilities • room for tiny homes • mountain vibes • AND 10–15 min to Target Ma’am… are you looking for Northwest Arkansas or Narnia? Serious question though

My 90% Aussie 10% pembroke welsh corgi. Aussie head, short legs, corgi butt. Perfect.

@brettboettcher1 Is there a good option for at home?

Again there is no such thing as “toning" exercises or becoming too bulky. Nobody builds too much muscle on accident. Use your nutrition and lifestyle to lose fat. Use exercises like these to build muscle:

Women have been lied to about strength training. High reps and light weights don’t make you “toned”. If you are a woman over 40, do these 7 exercises to get leaner, stronger and feel 10 years younger:

@PatriotPetunia @maximumpain333 I was thinking the same thing. I know mine is from childhood and adulthood trauma. It’s a blessing and a curse.

@maximumpain333 Pretty sure it's developed/ honed by trauma. Not sure those without trauma experience this 🤷🏼‍♀️ I'm no expert. I just know I do it and pple think I'm nuts.

Some individuals experience a brain that never truly sits still. Scientists call this hypervigilant cognition—a state where the mind constantly scans, analyzes, and predicts potential outcomes. While often misunderstood, this heightened cognitive activity is a reflection of advanced alertness and mental processing. Psychologists explain that hypervigilant brains maintain continuous attention to environmental cues, social signals, and potential threats. This cognitive style can enhance problem-solving, decision-making, and anticipatory thinking but may also feel exhausting or overwhelming for the individual. Those with hypervigilant cognition often notice details others miss, recognize patterns faster, and plan for multiple outcomes simultaneously. However, this state is frequently misinterpreted as anxiety, paranoia, or overthinking. In reality, hypervigilant cognition is an adaptive neurological mechanism, shaped by genetics, early experiences, or environmental demands. It represents a brain optimized for awareness, prediction, and rapid response, even if it comes at the cost of mental restfulness. Understanding hypervigilant cognition fosters empathy for individuals whose brains operate in this heightened state. With mindfulness practices, structured routines, and stress-reduction strategies, these highly active brains can channel their constant scanning and analyzing into productive, insightful, and creative outcomes, turning what feels overwhelming into a powerful cognitive advantage. ✨🙌🏾💫 © MindBox

@egg335374 Never liked him. I knew he was at least a grifter. Cannot stand frauds. He’s been blocked long ago.

Catturd (real name Phillip Buchanan) just can't figure out how *his* X account blew up to 4 million followers since Sept 2018: "I remember after 2-3 months...I told one of my friends...man, this [Catturd] thing's really taken off...it just caught fire...I don't know how...and it just keeps going..." How cute pretending it was all organic and just magically happened 🙄 No one gets millions of followers and interviewed by Tucker unless they're part of the club.