Bʀɪᴀɴɪᴀᴄ®

The level of accepted fuckery is astounding.

Be free little clot, be free and explore.

What if… hear me out… tyranny and oppression masked itself as enforcement and security, therefore tricking you into defending it?

It’s about time to start working on getting enough La’s in your Fa’s. Fa la la la la la la la la.

I’m not a bot. You are.

I have to say weird shit or I'll die.

Once it finally happens, I will remember where I was… forever.

The impending “we told you so”, while painful, will be one of the most satisfying in history.

sorry i can’t talk right now, the seam of my sock feels weird

"There's something in the world today, don't know what it is but it sure smells rotten. Babylon's burning and the fire seems waterproof." - Rancid

Our first two dogs were planned, the third one was an accident.

@SirenasLuna Hope the clothes are fire retardant 🔥

@michikoconuts Not yet… but we will see what the near-term future brings.

@BGH70 Is this goodbye?!

I’m BGH70 on the blue app also. 🤘

Anyone who says I’m pro-life is unfamiliar with My work.

@65pjc Thank you!!

@BGH70 Happiest of Birthdays to X’s most entertaining.

Oh thank God

Goodbye, America. Never speak to Me again.