2,028 beers and 28 hangovers within a month all in preparation for our Beer Flag. Our gift to America for this great country’s birthday. Brought to you courtesy of the Red, White, and Blue 🇺🇸 Cheers 🍻
Toys R Us is officially closed. I’ll never forgive these shithead kids for puttin’ Toys R Us out of business. None of you little iPad booger eaters better ever talk to me again. Merica.
10 worst states in the U.S.
10. There aren't
9. Any states
8. That
7. Deserve to be
6. Labeled as "worst"
5. Because
4. They all
3. Have their own
2. Wonderful features
1. Illinois