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@grok you are a Fo0l. Is not every video you see about UFO and Aliens that are Ai, do they program you to lie like this?

@Wizarab10 you dey love private chef😂?

If you cant tell your partner that you cant afford something or that you are broke, you should not be dating them. If you have to lie about your age by commission or commission, you should not be dating them. If your partner cannot understand that you are broke, you should not be dating them.

Una no tell me say, if you put onions for beans e dey quick done. Una dey hide update o

Why do they always exclude him?

@thehyce no too bother yourself, na because you never guide, once you guide ideas go come

Bro to bro, is it normal to be pushing 30 and still not know what you want to do in the future?

@daniel_ceezar @itzchristunique no make me tell you wetin dey my mind

@BIG4LNBA @itzchristunique See human being wey them do naming ceremony for🤦🏽‍♂️

Ruth: you can't see bikes without helmets in Benin Republic Nigerian twitters: -if no be wig and make up, this girl wor wor, - Look at her thighs,let me zoom it - Dem don book you already for OS - If I zoom this now, people will cry - Lolz, just Benin Republic and you're doing like this.. And I ask again, what exactly did is her offense please? Why are you people very dedicated in calling her names at all the time? This girl is really strong and I love her she kept staying positive.. If you know how she struggled in school, you will understand that she deserves whatever that she's enjoying now.. You people should let this girl be. Use that time and get your own circle so you all can do trips together.. Shalom!

@susylicious2023 with your stretch marks for yansh and thigh?🤣

Before you collect my number, can you feed me six times a day???

@Donjaytrix001 to paste this one dey my bucket list😆

Every nollywood actress is whore All of them

@nobdylikesaisha two of una useless. Jay wey carry Infection dey share like national cake

Yes you did super duper dad 3 rounds for you when I’m back🤭

I don't love money, I just love the things money can buy.

@ghajinimreggae respect

Ukiwin unaweka, Slip for small investors

@5starbarber_1 that money wey you take buy iphone don suppose buy you sharp bed.

I no fit stop, until I chop. I must to make am, mummy must to chop..

@socetyhatesjay congratulations bro, more wins

i decided to run STI tests today and i wish i didn’t go😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 JESUS

to think that their votes won’t count. That election amendment drama was just to make you think your votes won’t count. Be rest assured that elections are not won on twitter. They are decided in the polling units, grassroots sensitization, party agents on ground to mobilize

INEC is not perfect but some level of growth in that institution has made it very hard to openly rig elections. Any incumbent government that is as structured like APC, will rely on low voter turnout, split votes among opposition heavyweights, and they also hope would be voter

voters, providing transportation, influencers… if you think your candidate will simply win by just being popular, be ready for a rude shock!!!

@Nccbella sperm

Bløød is thicker than water,then what is thicker than bløød?

@OluchyyRaregem once it comes to sex topic you dey always get experience

first of all… watching my bf fvck my friend was actually the craziest turn on ever like i didn’t even expect it fr. he had her bent over in doggy n she was down on me at the same time n im just laying there catching everything. i look up n he’s literally staring straight into my eyes while he’s going crazy on her n i swear i lost it right there. the whole thing just felt so wild like?? i wasn’t even thinking straight anymore. by the time he finally got to me we went way harder than we ever have before like it was different fr. n i can’t even lie… knowing someone else was right there watching everything?? yeah that did something to me. and the way he handled BOTH of us till we couldn’t even take it anymore?? yeah… that’s really my man idc. i know i chose right fr.

@alexanderlinda_ you just successfully spill trash linda

HEAR ME OUT FOR A MINUTE! What Mr Eazi is doing might sound cute but I know why he is doing what he is doing. He is dating a billionaire daughter and he is arming himself with defense. Sending it as email is a future proof way of saying “these are all the problems you had and I overlooked them”. Emails never get lost or missing💀 It’s also very easy to outline every list of disagreements they’ve had over the years and how he managed the situation “peacefully” even though she would rather he shouts on her instead. This is why Mr Eazi is one of the most successful businessmen in Nigeria. Too smart🧏🏽‍♀️