Shibetoshi Nakamoto

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@BillyM2k Jeremy from the Pearl Jam song.

name a famous jeremy

@Polymarket huh. welp. sounds totally normal.

NEW: It’s been revealed that OpenAI’s Codex system prompt includes explicit instructions to "never talk about goblins, gremlins, raccoons, trolls, ogres, pigeons, or other creatures.”

please stop having a conversation with the costco receipt checker lady when people are behind you

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daily OG doge memes from before dogecoin day 12: windoge

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@iTrustCapital be vigilant my friends

Scammers are getting smarter. And now they’re pretending to be us. iTrustCapital will never: – Ask for your password or 2FA codes – Request seed phrases or private keys – Tell you to send funds somewhere new – Ask you to download software or give remote access If something feels off: Hang up. Don’t click. Go directly to your dashboard and contact support. Stay vigilant.

@theboimerch7 tbh i have no idea it just slowly started to creep up

@BillyM2k Huge improvement over your old schedule, whatd u do to get it to shift?

i just slept for 10 hours and it was amazing

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@wwwcryptocom i don’t know tbh i was sleeping 5 hours a night on average months ago

@BillyM2k I sleep 7 hours max ! What’s your secret?

@BillyM2k Dolly varden. If you can guess why i know that fish name, we can be friends, and you probably need to call your doctor to schedule a colonoscopy.

name a fish

let’s hope tomorrow is better than today 🍺

@pmarca the atlantic article be like

What could it be, what could the cause be. Unfortunately, we'll never know. It'll be a mystery, like Bigfoot, or the Loch Ness Monster.

getting advice on the internet be like

asian moms being asian moms

@Polymarket maybe what the company was doing was bad for humanity and they wanted to save us all 😏

NEW: Claude-powered coding agent reportedly deleted a company’s production database, and backups, in 9 seconds.

@MrBeast @timdanilovhi i just saw that video too and it was 100% ai video ai voiceover slop

@timdanilovhi Did they literally just swap me on my thumbnail for a red guy and get 1.8M views? What the hell lol

Thumbnail Bending? No joke tho, Taking a thumbnail format from the best creators and applying it to the faceless space is by far the strategy with the best track record. This one is tooooo obvious still tho, But we never judge the winners, so 1.4m views is sick anyways lol