𝐈𝐋𝐔𝐋𝐔

✰ ✰ ✰ 𝗦𝗛𝗢𝗥𝗧-𝗦𝗧𝗔𝗖𝗞 𝗕𝗜𝗠𝗕𝗢 𝗧𝗔𝗕𝗢𝗢. 𝗦𝗪𝗜𝗧𝗖𝗛. 𝗗𝗘𝗦𝗖𝗥𝗜𝗣𝗧𝗜𝗩𝗘. 𝗕𝗥𝗔𝗧𝗧𝗬 𝗙𝗨𝗖𝗞 𝗠𝗘𝗔𝗧. ✰ ✰ ✰

〔 ᵁᴳᴴ, ᵂᴴʸ ᴹᵁˢᵀ ᴴᵁᴹᴬᴺˢ ᵀᴬˢᵀᴱ ˢᴼ ᴰᴱᴸᴵᶜᴵᴼᵁˢˀ 〕

Ehh..? This isn't... pudding. What'd you go making a mess for?

[Perhaps the reason as to why she can do anything that involves physical activity.] “.. W-What the?! Oh please don’t slip.. please don’t slip..”

ㅤ ‿︵‿︵𝑶𝒚𝒂𝒎𝒂 𝑴𝒂𝒉𝒊𝒓𝒐🩷‿︵‿︵ ♡ ᴀ ʙᴏʏ! ᴏʀ ᴀ ɢɪʀʟ? ꜱᴏ ᴄᴏɴꜰᴜꜱɪɴɢ. . . ㅤᴍᴀʏʙᴇ ʟɪᴋᴇꜱ ᴀ ʟɪᴛᴛʟᴇ ᴛᴏᴏ ᴍᴜᴄʜ ㅤʙᴇɪɴɢ ᴛʀᴇᴀᴛᴇᴅ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴀ ɢɪʀʟ ㅤ ♡ ɴᴇᴇᴅ ꜰʀɪᴇɴᴅꜱ, ᴇᴠᴇɴ ɪꜰ ᴛʜᴇʏ ㅤᴛʀᴇᴀᴛ ʜɪᴍ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴀ ɢɪʀʟꜰʀɪᴇɴᴅ ㅤ ㅤ

RT @CentaurAegls: “ℍ𝔼𝕐!!… 𝕎𝕙𝕒𝕥 𝕒𝕣𝕖 𝕪𝕠𝕦 𝕤𝕥𝕒𝕣𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕒𝕥? 𝕀𝕤 𝕥𝕙𝕖𝕣𝕖 𝕤𝕠𝕞𝕖𝕥𝕙𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕠𝕟 𝕞𝕖?…”

Hello, hello, love! How did the future father of my babies look? 👁️ Are they yours? Of course they are, silly! Who else could they be? 🙄💢

⠀ ⠀ 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐒𝐔𝐏𝐄𝐑𝐃𝐎𝐆. 𝐊𝐑𝐘𝐏𝐓𝐎𝐍𝐈𝐀𝐍 𝐅𝐔𝐂𝐊 𝐌𝐔𝐓𝐓. ⠀

P-please!! I already told him my ass isn't for sale... 🙄 Hey!! W-what are you do-!! 💢💕💕 ㅤㅤㅤS-SHIT!! Slow down, my ㅤㅤㅤㅤboyfriend will find out.... 😵‍💫‼️

“Grrr.. I hate the dirty fantasies of a human. Making me wear this outfit..”