

Averi Clements
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@BJJaveri
She/her 🕸 BJJ brown belt 🕸 I write things and choke things







Arrived in Rome to compete at Euros! Various tour guides: “and here is the Colosseum, one of the great wonders of the world” My BJJ coach: “and here is the Colosseum, where Bruce Lee fought Chuck Norris”

A Giant pacific octopus caught in the fishing net on accident off the coast of California



Jock/nerd hybrid culture is writing 3000 words in 1 sitting, in the middle of a weight cut, because your short story deadline falls on the SAME DAY that the IBJJF schedules your PanAms bracket 💀 Cannot believe student-athlete life has chased me this far into my advanced age

Brand, then 30, sent a car to her secondary school to take her out of lessons and to his home. Brand’s management knew that he had a teenage girlfriend and advised him not to be seen with her in public, she says thetimes.co.uk/article/d4d93e…



