𝒫𝘖𝘞𝘋𝘌𝘙

ㅤ don’t stare too hard or you might become a pedophile. ㅤ

ㅤ *ೃ 𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐒 is just how Martians Greet people back home . . 𝐒𝐓𝐎𝐏 freaking out about it . . . 𝑹𝑨𝑪𝑰𝑺𝑻. 🖕🏿 ㅤ

ㅤ isn’t his 𝐁𝐎𝐘 𝐏𝐔𝐒𝐒𝐘 soooo 𝐂𝐔𝐓𝐄 .ᐣ ✧.* don’t stare too hard — or else you might become a 𝐏𝐄𝐃𝐎𝐏𝐇𝐈𝐋𝐄 and start 𝐒𝐋𝐎𝐁𝐁𝐄𝐑𝐈𝐍𝐆 on it. 👅 ㅤ

ㅤ *ೃ༄ 𝐄𝐗𝐓𝐑𝐀𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐑𝐄𝐒𝐓𝐑𝐈𝐀𝐋 𝐒𝐓𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐆𝐄𝐑𝐒𝐓𝐔𝐃 𝖶𝖨𝖳𝖧 𝖠 𝖣𝖨𝖢𝖪 𝖳𝖧𝖠𝖳’𝖲 𝐎𝐔𝐓 𝐎𝐅 𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐒 𝐖𝐎𝐑𝐋𝐃 ✧.* ´ˎ˗ ㅤ

ㅤ how could you hate on me when my dick is too big. 🥱 ㅤ

ㅤ got a dick da 𝐒𝐈𝐙𝐄 of yo 𝐅𝐎𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐑𝐌 and she hasn’t even learned her ABC’s yet still being bottle-fed and yet she 𝐅𝐔𝐂𝐊𝐒 better than yo baby daddy. 🥱 ㅤ

when she ain’t even hit the first grade yet >>>

ㅤ dis’ 𝐒𝐇𝐈𝐌𝐌𝐄𝐑’𝐑𝐈𝐋𝐋𝐀 𝐌𝐄𝐀𝐓 is already so dam’ 𝐆𝐈𝐑𝐓𝐇𝐘 — and she barely in kindergarten. 😛 ㅤ

ㅤ black history month is upon us, niggas. 😋 if yur’ white, it means it’s YUR’ turn to give black reparations. 😋 let your girlfr- 𝐁𝐎𝐎𝐁𝐒 4 𝐁𝐑𝐀𝐈𝐍𝐒 𝐁𝐈𝐓𝐂𝐇𝐅𝐑𝐈𝐄𝐍𝐃 adopt a ANKLE-BITING 𝐃𝐈𝐂𝐊 DRAGGING 𝐅𝐎𝐑𝐄𝐈𝐆𝐍𝐄𝐑𝐁𝐔𝐋𝐋 for BLM 😋 ㅤ

😋

only thing your wife is faithful to is dis’ big ahh dick.

ㅤ yo’ wife thought it wld be nice to provide to the less fortunate - adopting a refugee from overseas to give them a new life . . but who would’ve known that the underage foreigner proved to be a bigga’ man than you eva’ could be. 🖕🏿 ㅤ

ㅤ how yu’ gon try crawling back to yo’ limp-dick boyfie when dis’ 𝐀𝐏𝐄𝐋𝐈𝐓 𝐀𝐍𝐊𝐋𝐄𝐁𝐈𝐓𝐄𝐑 gotta thicc slab’o 𝐌𝐎𝐍𝐊𝐄𝐘𝐌𝐄𝐀𝐓 you can train your gag reflex with. 🥱 ㅤ

ㅤ yur’ momma’s body been lookin’ REAAAL snatched lately, but why yu dink dat is .ᐣ might it be cuz’ she switched to a diet of pure 𝐍𝐈𝐆𝐋𝐄𝐓𝐍𝐔𝐓 n’ da 𝐁𝐀𝐁𝐎𝐎𝐍’𝐒 𝐁𝐔𝐓𝐓𝐁𝐔𝐅𝐅𝐄𝐓. 😋 ㅤ

ㅤ how you gon’ strut ‘round in Zaun wit dat 𝑾𝑶𝑩𝑩𝑳𝑰𝑵𝑮𝑾𝑨𝑮𝑶𝑵 𝑩𝑳𝑼𝑩𝑩𝑬𝑹𝑩𝑼𝑻𝑻 and not expect the 𝑪𝑶𝑵𝑺𝑬𝑵𝑻𝑯𝑨𝑻𝑰𝑵𝑮 𝑪𝑶𝑪𝑶𝑴𝑬𝑳𝑶𝑵𝑪𝑶𝑶𝑵 to NAWT feel all that up. 🙂‍↕️🖕🏿 ㅤ

ㅤ dis’ 𝑴𝑶𝑵𝑲𝑬𝒀𝑴𝑬𝑨𝑻 been throbbing every day since she stopped having any action. need’a bitch wit a 𝑴𝑶𝑼𝑵𝑻𝑨𝑰𝑵 of 𝑩𝑶𝑶𝑻𝒀𝑴𝑬𝑨𝑻 to cum milk da 𝑵𝑰𝑮𝑮𝑨𝑵𝑼𝑻 out of dis dick. ㅤ

/ ngl do yall miss me 🫩

/ DNI if you’re not Susan storm or rogue 🖕🏿

all day I dream about sex.

ㅤ babysitting duties includes having the responsibility of 𝑺𝑵𝑶𝑹𝑻𝑺𝑳𝑼𝑹𝑷𝑰𝑵 dat’ 𝑺𝑯𝑰𝑴𝑴𝑬𝑹 𝑨𝑵𝑫 𝑺𝑯𝑰𝑻 𝑭𝑳𝑨𝑽𝑶𝑹𝑬𝑫 𝑩𝑨𝑩𝑶𝑶𝑵𝑩𝑼𝑻𝑻 every hour of every day. ㅤ