helen umstead defense attorney

@_KateH__ i think she ended up asking for a cellphone to use the translating app but she didn’t have one before and didn’t need one til manny came bc the cell services were down

@BLACKHlLL Wasn’t Carols cellphone the purple one? I assume that just cause Helen was her agent she got all the information about Carol’s books on her phone

thinking about the fact that in the ice hotel carol goes “looking for your cellphone” YOUR! CELLPHONE! carol didn’t even own a cellphone and helen handled everything i’m going to Explode

okay. here what’s gonna happen. you’re gonna forget everything you know about helen. every memory, every thought she ever had. get her out of your head- heads. never mention her again, never think about her again. only i get to remember her, you got that? only me.

i’m gonna sid viscous this shit like it’s the chelsea fuckin hotel

grabs* i forgot she didn’t pay for that shit

the concept of carol lying about being an independent person… she “fends for herself” but buys frozen butter chicken meals at sprouts after the hive bring the entire supermarket back for her 😭😭😭😭

the music during the sprouts restocking scene really reminds me of the severance theme song like so much

about to rewatch pluribus ep 3… my sturstead and stursia heart 😣 ice hotel AND grenade scene omfg💔

why bob odenkirk just come on my tiktok fyp GO TO BED PEEPAW

I’M GOING TO KISS YOU????? can she actually fucking control it holy SHIT

RHEA SEEHORN SAID WHAT?????????

@MacEater WELL YES

sturstead falling in love with their kid’s silly and witty polish babysitter.. would u guys read this #plotting

@MacEater this part

sturstead controversial age gap save me sturstead controversial age gap…

@severedplurb this is so cute

random fun fact (insert zosia) about me is my mom chose my name when i transitioned and it’s based on max caulfield from life is strange :3

@majestic_trees man what the fuck

Happy national backyard day

has anyone edited carol to that “i will die your daughter” song……

i get emotional thinking about how much helen loved carol and how well she knew her to her very core that the hive was able to know so much about how to love carol and build this relationship between her and zosia

🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️ my carol

@griefinstereo the way i know EXACTLY what shop you’re talking about i was so bummed i started making my own 😭😭😭

@BLACKHlLL PLEASE. i just tried to buy one from etsy and shipping was $236 from france

if i sold custom keychains / phone charms would anyone actually buy 😣