🩸GOD TIER KARKAT🩸

(ooc: hi, parodystuck. i'll be coming back from my break soon. i wanted to apologize to all of you but also publicly state that from now on i'm intending to do better. so, i'm setting up some ground rules for myself on this account. and if i break them, kick my ass.)

@carcinoGrilltst ==> Your eye twitches. Does he seriously think of you like that or is he just trying to ragebait you? I SWEAR I'M GONNA STRANGLE YOU AND WE'LL BURN ANOTHER PIE.

@BLOODBATHSPIT SORRY. SOMETIMES YOU DO ABSURD SHIT, SO I WAS JUST AFRAID YOU MIGHT. ESPECIALLY WITH HOW MUCH YOU LIKE THOSE.

===> Karkat: Enter the meal block, your palmhusk in hand. Of course he had been playing mobile games in one of the other rooms of the hive. Of course.

@carcinoGrilltst ==> Karkat: Pause the cleaning and turn to look at him. HEY! I'D LIKE TO THINK I STILL HAVE *SOME* SHREDS TO DIGNITY AND SELF-RESPECT LEFT!

@BLOODBATHSPIT PLEASE DON'T START TRYING TO LICK IT UP OFF THE GROUND OR SOMETHING. ===> Karkat: Slight sarcastic voice, not ACTUALLY expecting Godkat would do that but just saying this to mess with him.

@carcinoGrilltst YEAH... ==> Your eyes trail off to the can you dropped earlier. It's on the floor and a little bit of it has spilled out. OH FUCK MY MTN DEW ==> You spring up from the chair to pick it up and clean up the mess.

@BLOODBATHSPIT HOPEFULLY. OR SODA, KNOWING ANOTHER YOU'S RECENT TRACK RECORD.

@carcinoGrilltst I DON'T KNOW, I'M PROBABLY JUST GONNA STICK TO MY PALMHUSK FOR NOW. HOPEFULLY I WON'T BE GETTING INTO ANY MORE SITUATIONS WHERE I HAVE TO TYPE WITH BLOOD ON MY HANDS.

@BLOODBATHSPIT MAYBE YOU CAN GET GLASSES OR SOMETHING WITH SIMILAR FUNCTIONALITY.

@h0riz0nical @carcinoGrilltst (i srlsly need wage to have more hype moments and aura, he needs to lock tf in more, PLEASE I NEED MORE)

mcdonalds called they want their worker back

@h0riz0nical (OH MY GOD THE CAPTION)

hot topic called they want their blood back

@carcinoGrilltst YEAH, GOOD IDEA. I THINK I'M GONNA TAKE A BREAK FROM CONTACTS...

@BLOODBATHSPIT JEGUS... ===> Karkat: Wait a moment before speaking. ... I'LL PUT THE PIE IN AND SET A TIMER ON MY PALMHUSK.

@carcinoGrilltst IT WASN'T JUST THAT, THIS SHIT WAS FULL ON *BEEPING* INSIDE MY NUGBONE. FUCK, MY HEAD STILL HURTS. ==> Karkat: Go sit down on one of the chairs.

@BLOODBATHSPIT MAYBE YOU CAN TURN OFF THE VIBRATE FEATURE IN THE FUTURE? PALMHUSKS LET YOU DO THAT.

@carcinoGrilltst I DON'T KNOW??? PARADOX SPACE WANTED TO TORTURE ME I FUCKING GUESS????? ==> Karkat: Captchalogue the contacts. You don't wanna look at them right now.

@BLOODBATHSPIT WHY THE /FUCK/ IS THAT A FUCKING FEATURE??? I GUESS IT WAS ALCHEMIZED, BUT STILL.

@carcinoGrilltst ==> Oh fuck, right. All the sudden pain made you forget you can just do that. You quickly take the contacts out and sigh with relief as soon as the beeping stops.

@BLOODBATHSPIT ===> Karkat: Panic. TAKE THE CONTACTS OFF MAYBE???

@carcinoGrilltst IT'S GOING OFF-- OWWWW ==> You wince in pain. IT'S GOING OFF INSIDE MY THINKPAN.

@BLOODBATHSPIT IT--- WHAT??? THE TIMER'S DOING THIS TO YOU???

@carcinoGrilltst ==> You need to turn this shit off but you just can't FOCUS DAMMIT. You fight through the pan-ache enough to finally say something though. THE FUCKING TIMER.

@BLOODBATHSPIT ===> Karkat: Hold onto him a bit, internally freaking out. COME ON, FUCK-- ARE YOU OKAY???

@carcinoGrilltst ==> Karkat: Don't answer. You blindly grab onto Wage with one hand to prop yourself up, your other hand stll pressed firmly against your head. It feels like your whole thinkpan is shaking and your nugbone is about to explode. Either that or you're gonna pass out from pain.

@BLOODBATHSPIT ===> Karkat: You place your can of mountain dew on the counter, immediately rushing to his side. SHIT-- WHAT THE FUCK, ARE YOU OKAY? WHAT THE FUCK'S GOING ON???

@carcinoGrilltst ==> Now, from your perspective... BEEPING. THERE'S GODDAMN BEEPING INSIDE YOUR THINKPAN. OH GOD OH FUCK SOMEBODY DO SOMETHING. IT FEELS LIKE YOUR HEAD IS GOING TO EXPLODE IT'S SO FUCKING LOUD JEGUS FUCK.

@carcinoGrilltst ==> You smile, then move your soda closer to your mouth. But before you can take a sip, you jump up a bit and the can falls out of your hand. You grab your head in pain. Your legs go weak and you almost collapse to the floor. All for seemingly no reason from Wage's perspective.

@aApparitions OH. HUH.

@BLOODBATHSPIT probably something to do with love, emotions, souls, or your sense of self if not your literal self 0v0

i think itd be funny if i was a different aspect not saying i can change that or anything i just think itd be funny but like what would the aspect even be hard to think of my life without my aspect i guess i just need some more time 0_0

@carcinoGrilltst ==> Karkat: Uncaptchalogue another can and hold it out to Wage.

@BLOODBATHSPIT YOU KNOW WHAT? SURE.

@carcinoGrilltst ==> You're about to take a sip of your mtn dew but then you stop yourself. ...DO YOU WANT SOME TOO?

@BLOODBATHSPIT ...YEP. ... ===> Karkat: Think for a moment, twiddling your thumbs.