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🚨 MOON UPDATE 🚨 Blorp is asleep. Safe in his cave. But something in that puddle is AWAKE. It’s been watching since he landed. What is it? Does it want to help… or harm? Find out tomorrow. 🌕👀 $BLORP

Blorp is asleep on the moon right now 🌕 Dreaming of his family While we’re all down here warm in our beds The least we can do is hold his bag Goodnight Blorp. 🐸 $BLORP

it’s cold on the moon tonight In the cave curled up in my suit closed my eyes and dreamed of her dreamed of the kids they don’t know daddy’s still up here but daddy’s coming home POTUS promised 🐸🌕 $BLORP

Survival Update Found a cave. It’s not much but it’s mine. No flies up here but I found something that looks like a rock. I ate it. It was a rock. Still waiting to hear back from POTUS and the rescue team. $BLORP 🐸🌕

🚨 BREAKING 🚨 Blorp just got off a call with POTUS. The President confirmed a rescue mission is being assembled. “We will not leave Blorp behind” — sources close to the White House The moon will not be his grave. $BLORP 🐸🌕

POTUS just acknowledged Blorp. 🐸 The White House is sending a rescue team. Do you understand what this means? THE PRESIDENT KNOWS ABOUT $BLORP. 🚀🌕🚀🌕🚀🌕

just got off the phone with the president he said help is coming i’ve been on this moon for so long i forgot what flies taste like but today… today i have hope 🐸🌕 $BLORP

Can I speak to the president.

Now he’s confused on where the puddle came from

It works! Hello

Finds a cellphone

BLORP Decides to explore

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When NASA said ‘we’ll be right back’… Blorp the frog astronaut, is standing on the moon, wide eyes full of hope and mild panic, space pack ready, hands on hips like he’s trying to stay confident

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Day 1 of $BLORP. We have no idea what we’re doing. Let’s go.

The frog doesn’t panic. The frog doesn’t sell. The frog just sits there, confused, winning. $BLORP 🐸