Terry from the Straits of Hormuz

@AndyMcDonaldMP @UKTogetherAll Fuck off you cunt.

March for love, hope and unity this Saturday. Stand with Together Alliance @UKTogetherAll - and say enough is enough to the far-right. ➡️find out more at: togetheralliance.org.uk

@carla_denyer @anyoneschild

Labour have been smearing the Greens on our evidenced-based approach to drugs. If the PM won’t listen to us, and he won’t listen to the experts, will he listen to the families at @anyoneschild, who have lost loved ones under the UK’s current negligent drug policies?

@MillwallFC Fucking jokers. First time you’ve ever sold out.

🤩 We can't wait for this one... Tickets for our trip to Middlesbrough on Good Friday are now sold out!

British nicknames are an unregulated industry. a 5'6 tradesman called Anthony is professionally known as Shetland Tony. a man who lost an eye is called Keth. a quiet man wore a yellow jumper once and became Mumblebee. what's the best nickname you've ever heard

@GazetteBoro I’m sticking money on this …

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Humza Yousaf getting top billing ahead of Maya Angelou and Martin Luther King has ended me

@NadiaWhittomeMP You idiotic lefty twat. They’re banning BOYS, and it’s long overdue. Get fucked you communist retard.

It’s devastating that Girlguiding has announced plans to exclude existing trans girl guides from September. The Supreme Court ruling is being weaponised to bully previously inclusive organisations into abandoning members of their own community. The government must ensure that the statutory guidance enables organisations to be inclusive and protects them from expensive anti-trans lawfare.

“I’m not saying my wife’s a bad cook but she uses a smoke alarm as a timer.” Unbelievably it was that kind of gag by Bob Monkhouse that led to an episode of BBC’s The Repair Shop being pulled after a TV production employee took offence to an alleged “ sexist” joke. The hardback archives of Monkhouse’s handwritten joke books, dating back to 1960s, were bought in for repair by the comic’s adopted daughter and his old writing partner. In a tribute to the comic, who died in 2003, footage of the restoration was due to be aired this year. But the BBC axed the segment after a member of the production company Ricochet complained about one of the gags. I would like to know the identity of that employee. He or she has robbed many of us of a decent bit of television. Rare enough on the BBC I couldn’t give a toss if they were upset about the gag. Monkhouse will have bought a damned sight more pleasures to the world than this employee ever will.

@PhilMyers53 @Keir_Starmer Fuck off you cunt.

For 90 minutes today, @Keir_Starmer was grilled by the Liason Committee, which is made up of cross-party MP'S. He was calm, measured, authoritative, & inspirational He's #TenYearKeir Labour, #FixingBritain

@Ed_Miliband You hare-brained, idiotic, absolute cunt.

Conflict in the Middle East has once again shown that clean power is essential for energy security. That’s why we’re speeding up action, with solar panels to be fitted as standard on new homes and plug-in solar to be made available in shops within months. lbc.co.uk/article/miliba…

@MercifulMessage Mate. All of it's utter bullshit, but crack on believing in sky pixies and fairies.

I grew up a Christian I saw so much kindness in Christians and loved the way we did fellowship Then I read the Bible fully - and I was shocked I recognized that not only is the Trinity not Biblical, the Bible itself full of contradictions Then I read the Quran - and recognized I had been lied to my whole life by the world I read a book that wasn’t written by any man, but was truly the Speech of God With a belief that actually made sense And Jesus was there, as a great Prophet of God, brother to Muhammad and Moses and more along with His virgin Mother Mary They all worshipped the same God and preached the same message I accepted Islam immediately and I have never known REAL PEACE like I do as a Muslim Praise the LORD

@JenniferJS_ @Keir_Starmer You complete and utter fuckwitt. Everyone hates the cunt.

Thank God @Keir_Starmer is our PM. He's grounded, sane, smart, thoughtful. The UK hasn't had a PM as good as him for a very long time.

@neuralinked3 @Guramitsingh01 Same as happening down here in Brighton. Council announced a goverment deal about a month ago to take loads of these fuckers. ‘City of sanctuary’ bollocks.

@Guramitsingh01 Councils are offering 5 year contracts to Landlords to house invaders in my city. The council effectively takes over the property and maintains it whilst guaranteeing rent.

66 Alexandria Crescent, Beeston, Nottingham. Illegal migrant house. Some horrible story's are coming from this place, warn your family's.

@Guramitsingh01 Good work and well said mate. Completely agree - the landlord is as responsible for taking the twenty pieces of silver on this.

Good riddance to a hate-filled, divisive, bitter, lying, narcissistic fraud !! The damage she has done to Scotland may never be reversible, the people of Scotland will never forget, and will never forgive !! Good riddance, despicable human being, a total fraud and a con artist and her legacy is abject failure on everything she’s ever attempted, an evil, selfish woman, there will come a day of reckoning for her and the rest of the SNP loonies !!

@WP_Scotland @georgegalloway Irrelevant cunt.

"If God spares me I will campaign and vote for the end of the United Kingdom. The time has come for unity and independence in Ireland and independence for Scotland and Wales." @georgegalloway will make a full speech on Friday: workerspartygb.org/yvonne_ridley_… heraldscotland.com/news/25957584.…

@escapefrommelos You’re the only person I know who has to get a taxi from their eyebrows to their hairline…

"How did you know I was Somali?"

@nazirafzal Fuck off.

If your Faith feels undermined by chocolate box branding, diverse TV adverts or 8 mins of public prayer at a 2 hour interfaith event, then it isn’t your Faith under attack, it’s your sense of control, your discomfort with difference, and your understanding of what Faith really is

@BrendaBlethynUK @AnnCleeves It was utter bollocks.

It’s been over a year since we said farewell, pet to Vera & the gang. There hasn’t been a show like it since. Such a shame it had to end! Who else misses Vera?🕵🏻 #Vera #BrendaBlethyn @AnnCleeves

@Mick_Spilligan 🤣🤣🤣🤣