Majolu

@Dr_AustinOmondi Choo ya nje 200k am I a hero?

Kujenga ni ngumu. Anyone I see with a complete home or apartment building is a hero in my books.

@polo_kimanii Kuna kitu ilikua inaitwa funky uko high school 🤣😭

Artists are no longer doing music for the love of it. They’re not putting much effort like they used to. There was a time and era where artists we had were releasing proper Riddim music. The year Vybz kartel went to prison,music was at its prime then. Vinyozi zote zilikua zinagonga riddim morning to evening. Kwanza in 2011 sasa,Vybz kartel released an album called Gaza,with gaza slim. Hii ilichemsha maneno. The ghettos were on fire. Some people now found it worthy to start worshipping Adidja palmer Then it went on and people like konshens released jams like this one called “wia hustle wia hustle wia hustle…” and “thank god fidi galdeeem’”… apa unajua mambo ilikua imeharibika akiamungu. This is the era that created people like Dj lyta. Katululu yangu nakwambia ungenipigia simu iyo wakati Ringtone ilikua ni Dj lyta,ngoma ya kwanza apo ni Bedroom bully by busy signal. This is also the era that evolved how twerking was done. Waliongesa speed. These jamaican vixens were even twerking with one sende buana. I am happy to have been alive to witness this greatness. Nahurumia sana hawa Genzi,the best they have experienced is probably ssaru wa manyaru insulting them how she has more money than their father. Woi!

I now totally understand why no single EPL team made a tweet about congratulating Arsenal for winning the EPL. Mnaudhi sana.

@EvanoMemba @Haky49501827 Ingekua mimi ningekua napiga hesabu ya 5538

Hali si hali, nipaste wapi niekewe ata 2 bob?

Bibi ameshika simu tunasolve kesi and another message from another woman pops up.

@Kamau266 Ulijuaje

Malaya wote na adult content creators hawakosangi hii bed.

@SomoinaKapeen Pressure lump ilifanya tukue dynasty back in 2004 🤣 thanks to my p1 teacher parents

Mshwahi ku tumia ile taa ilikuwa inaitwa pressure lamp ilikuwa na tambi..ama koroboi?

@abuyamasta Unapenda vya bure

Trip imeleta 330 customer wa uber ameweka 500. Asanti sana.

@KeKirwa @Degrata254 Kahawa sukari ama wendani?

I think Uasin Gishu is not very good for coffee farming. I know there's a lot of excitement currently about kahawa but let's be careful. Let's approach with caution.

@Kimuzi_ @Osama254_ Now i understand Abuya

Men, if you want to maintain your erection, and avoid premature ejaculation, quit sugar.

@HiddenKulvert @Baco_ole_otieno But what do you guys do? or am old

Ukipeana deep kiss ya matako unaeza pata Achaiv, asking for my friend

@RutoJames7113 @aab26_ Wetin be dis na?

Wetin una dey chop for lunch?

@kamauwaruhiu Ukiendelea ivi utawadis own

Apparently there was a dating cartel in my house , Boys used to write letters to my daughter and give to my sons to deliver, this boys were charging 100 shillings a letter and non of them gave me a coin 😨😨😨 , I have reduced their inheritance by a 50 by 100 plot each . Corruption is evil only when you are not involved.

Mtu ameketi in an office somewhere anafanyia hesabu mtu wa kuuza supu , maji mtungi ni 20 bob ,Iko na vikombe 300 kikombe moja ni 20 bob hiyo ni 6k per day . Anaacha kazi anafungua baze ya supu anajua hajui.

@_MtuTano Buy Torrero bro

Mwala nini lunch wadau?

@JaredoumaA Kwan mpya ni ngapi🤣

@BMaikuvs 70

Machine available but no job for real. It is like I am selling this machine. Hali sio Hali.

@hiroo243 Kuanza mtu huanzia mahali anaweza.

@BMaikuvs Hiyo mambo unaelewa vizuri sana, na mtu kuanza ukiestimate anataka kama ngapi

Kwani how profitable is a hardware?

@Mercynicky_ Ata maji pekee🤣

Nimechoka mbaya sana if I had a husband tonight angelala njaa in all sectors

@supuypweza @its_pabloh1 Mom is getting old

This money needs to come quicker, mom's getting old.