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@daguyincognito @johnwoodyharr They be whoring

@johnwoodyharr lol do you think these girls go there for the degree 😭

She is very concerned about proving bama is a better party school than ASU. My take - both of those schools diplomas are worth less than the paper it’s printed on #dumbasrocks

@Poiwyz @johnwoodyharr Same with ASU, gotta get good scholarship

@johnwoodyharr The sad thing is that mfs parents are paying out of state tution to go to bama

@dickofficial42 @johnwoodyharr Engineering here

@johnwoodyharr Certain ASU programs hold weight, maybe one bama program does

@copypastecop @nyanemia Thanks officer 👮🏻‍♂️

@nyanemia Hands behind your back. 🚨🚔

i lied i am actually jealous, i hope anyone that flirts with you gets hit by 10 cars

@SkowronekBurgh @sanpellyenjoyer That’s how I do it. Save on lunches and side spending. Save on rent where you can.

@sanpellyenjoyer The trick is being able to make $300 bucks each of the five days you work without spending more than 15$ in additional expenses and then on one of your days off you can spend $300 and afford it

It’s actually nuts how fast you can spend 300 bucks in a day just doing normal shit

@Hobgobliinn @sanpellyenjoyer $30 on gas there? That ain’t a full tank

@sanpellyenjoyer $30 on gas, $270 on Whole Foods sushi

@copypastecop @lowflm Thank you officer

@lowflm Hands where I can see 'em. 🔫🚨

one sex please and thank you

@copypastecop Thank you officer

All units be advised, another suspect has been located. 🚨🚔

@manifestpower4X Already got it, pass to someone else

@BenDover1078045 @manifestpower4X Yeah 10K max get that invested asap

@manifestpower4X That’s too much money sitting without earning interest

@TomJack42069 @Randal2faded Casa maybe? Varsity?

@BManGooner @Randal2faded Don’t remember the name of the place but it was on a corner on mill Ave and was right down the street from mountain America

If you’re going to ASU because you saw online that it’s a “party” school you’re in for a rude awakening. SEC bars and parties clear by a mile.

@rileycollins__ I’ll always rep Sonic

My definitive fast food rankings of 2026. *All restaurants are rated from favorite to least favorite within each tier.

@copypastecop @_tooflyszn Thank you officer

@_tooflyszn All units be advised, suspect has been located. 🚔🚨

how do i get a higher paying job as a low functioning / useless person

@Randal2faded Bring back the OG Vine Tavern

I miss Devils Advocate and Zumas #asu #shrinktempe

@TomJack42069 @Randal2faded Mill or where at

@Randal2faded Tempe was the only place I ever got a fake taken

@Randal2faded @docBAGcuddy Yeah it’s gone downhill last few years since I was at ASU

@docBAGcuddy 414 some times neon spur, and modern idk if that’s open still tho tbh. There’s so many vacant spots on mill ave too. Damn shame

@emeta777 @pubity Bait reply

@pubity you cant smoke weed and be successful

US Congress is preparing a bill that would deschedule marijuana, making it legal at a federal level if it passes. It would also immediately expunge the federal record of anyone charged with non-violent marijuana possession.

@edm_nurse Downtown Phx I see 👀

hey hey babe 🩷

@Mrwatson1965262 @BeckBronson62 @shortsqueeznews Not really

@BeckBronson62 @shortsqueeznews Very bizarre take.

BREAKING: Both of the University of Notre Dame’s starting quarterbacks from the 2022 season, Tyler Buchner and Drew Pyne, started their investment banking analyst stints this month. Buchner works in Goldman Sachs’ TMT group and Pyne works at Moelis.

@depressedtuffy I want to end it all

I wish I had classes in 3 weeks… #40moreyears