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Wait like boys actually Dey wey no fit do 20 pushups?

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Fabrizio’s announcement of Mourinho’s return to Real Madrid pulled over 65 million impressions, while Arsenal’s league-winning post after 22 years managed 6.5 million. That’s when you truly understand what it means to be massive.

HR pulled aside a younger employee and told him leaving right at 5 every day made him seem “less dedicated” than the rest of the team. So the next day, he stayed late. Worked quietly until 6, packed up his stuff, then stopped by HR before leaving and asked how to submit his overtime hours. HR told him the extra time wouldn’t be paid. He nodded, said “got it,” and the very next day went back to clocking out at exactly 5pm.

EFCC Will never do this to a Southerner. There's a deliberate attempt to tarnish the image of Northerners and we will reject this in 2027.

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Arsenal Fans in pipeline, Nairobi celebrate winning the Premier League

Guys, I’ve just learned that cockroaches run towards us when they feel threatened because they want us to protect them.

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Let the campaign begins