Brian Palaszewski

You ever just get a burst of motivation/energy late at night when you should be getting ready for bed? Hi, I'm Brian, and welcome to my TED talk.

I just remembered that I didn't have dinner last night :(

@Julya_Claire97 I prefer fall. If it's wimdy, put on a jacket. That's as easy as it gets.

Why is everyone so obsessed with the Romance languages? I prefer the Germanic languages myself. And Slavic languages sound cool. #LanguageLearning

@ethandobbs I'm surprised people still watched the anime after Kanto

Do you think Pokémon Master Journey will be Ash’s last series? 🤔

@LangLearnHub It helps if you are a tech person, and know everything about phones. Otherwise, it will just be a pain if you try to switch it back but can't understand the settings anymore.

If we can bail out the crooks on Wall Street, yeah, we can cancel all student debt in this country.

I hate mowing the lawn.

@thisgirlceleste You misspelled McDonald's

I won’t tolerate Arbys slander, the chum bucket is Burger King

@hiimmichaela13 @IRSnews @IRStaxpros That's insane. I use TurboTax and i got mine within 2 weeks.

@dominos Yes. Cheese and Pepperoni. Sometimes i switch it up and add extra cheese.

34​ million​ ways ​ to​ create​ a​ Domino’s​ pizza​ and​ ​ you​ order​ the​ same​ thing​ every​ time

On Sunday, I will turn in my final project for my first class of my Master's program. Is this what it means to make progress?

@thewondertears That's one way to spread awareness of your business

dude broke into my car took my sunglasses and a box of my business cards??? like??? go off i guess?

@markiplier Yeeeeeeaaaaaaahhhhhh!

I FARTED!!

…you guys jumped the gun a bit because I DIDN’T EVEN FART YET!!

It's my birthday. I've survived a quarter of a century.

Just registered for my second course for my Master's program. Unfortunately, it won't start until August.

@hiimmichaela13 Just be cool and don't wear jerseys at all because you don't sport. It works for me

I don't wanna be a millionaire, i just wanna find my people and a place to call home

@LangLearnHub Just learn slang and curses

I kinda wish that i had spent 2-3 years after highschool travelling before going to college.