my tummy hertz

I reckon

Damn just found out my cat likes watching glee

bagged a baddie with my #swagness #peaceout #wishyouhadmyswag

My gf hates me (she went to feed her sourdough starter)

Traumatized so hard that when Mama Mia starts playing I start doing time steps

Stick it to the man! Order that rice!

Why tf you pull out a folding chair on the subway during rush hour and start smoking

Just a baby beaver cleaning his chubby belly 🦫

In my hunter and gatherer era (making the coffee run after new years)

Italian AI baby doing standup

How I feel after rearranging the pepperoni on my frozen pizza

City of love Seacaucus NJ

Walked out of my building to go to the laundromat and someone goes “isn’t it kinda late to do laundry?”

Pretty privilege strikes again (My cat peed and she’s too pretty to be mad at)

Your mom just wanted to hang out when she asked you to run errands with her

Crowd work in a highway service area (I said Joe mama)

@laur_hargreaves I swear to godddddd this girl don’t know she’s gorgeous

hoping my 30s is when i get hot !!

“Where my pee at” - @laur_hargreaves circa 2025

Soup is circle

Post Minnesota state fair got me like