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“On that you’re absolutely right…but uh, he kinda out-surprise me on this one, with his warehouse full of drugs & weapons that I completely forgot about all this. It’s like MILLIONS and MILLIONS of dollars in there! Do you know that?”

His defensive grin, immediately snaps back on in response as he lets out a small shrug. “True, but hey, at least you didn’t knock me out this time, so I call this progress. Also, ‘impress you’? Pfttt—Nah, it’s science Emilia,like you’re lookin’ at the future of crime-fighting~>

“Yeah, but then you wouldn’t see it, Emilia! It’s an experience! It’s a lifestyle! It’s—” Before he could even finish his sentence, there goes his ‘Peace-Cycle’, violently launching a can of Pringles from the snack compartment, hitting straight into a nearby dumpster. Chris~>

Chris frowns, his grin faltering for half a second before immediately bouncing into his defensive enthusiasm. “Hey, hey—don’t disrespect tha’ craftsmanship alright? This baby’s got rocket boosters,a snack compliment & plays ‘Pour Some Sugar On Me’ when you hit 60 miles an hour.”

well, i usually come over to see what you’re doing and you’re not there!! so i just chill out.

sometimes i come up through the fire escape and pick your lock and i spend the day there.

“Hey Emilia! What do ya think about the ‘Peace-Cycle’? Made it myself, though I had sum help from Eagly of course.”

eh! I got us a new chair! no need to sigh

HEY!! i hope you don’t mind i left my toothbrush and some clothes at your place! just incase i sleep over.










