Benign Numbers Station

How I sleep knowing that my life is infinitely better than terminally online weirdos who hate me for my objectively correct opinions.

The same thing is happening to me here in America with all of my new Japanese followers. The last few days have been some of the happiest I've had on this app! I hope that we can continue to have these friendly connections and cultural exchanges between our countries. Unfortunately it is late in America, so I'm going to bed. Have a good rest of your day!

@18_27_Noel I appreciate you trying to learn our language so earnestly. I need to try to learn Japanese again. Your post gives me motivation to try harder this time! Thank you!

英語、ちょみっとだけ喋れるし読めるからけど、まだまだ勉強しないとちゃんと伝えられない……(リスニングは全くできない) 私がサクッと書いた文章⬇️ Hello! I'm Japanese Cosplayer!! I love American culture and I want to go to America🇺🇸 My Oshi is En speakers! Thanks for goos friends of Japan! AIによる修正後⬇️ Hello! I'm a Japanese cosplayer!! I love American culture and I really want to visit America 🇺🇸 My oshi is English-speaking creators! Thank you for being friends with Japan! I love America so much! 文法めちゃめちゃだし、冠詞とか前置詞の使い方が分からなすぎる😇😇😇

@karageru_0213 I hope everyone is okay.

アメリカ🇺🇸兄貴達 たった今日本の首都圏でそこそこ規模の小さい地震があった これから爆発的に日本人のTweetが増える よく観察しててくれ いかに日本人が異常かがよくわかると思うから

@okadaharumichi Sounds just like the communists we have in America. Losers who fail at everything, so they just want to tear down and destroy everything to punish people more successful than them and make everyone equally as miserable as they are.

海外の皆様へ 大きな旗を振って政治家の演説妨害をしている赤眼鏡の男が日本で一番有名なリベラル『SHIBAKITAI　NABEKURA』です。 彼は柔道の達人やプロの漫画家を目指していましたが大成せず暴力的なリベラルになりました。

@harada_chicken Amazing recreation! Very well done. Is one of those cameras a Minolta?

アメリカ人兄貴達にコスプレ見てもらうの夢だったのでちょっと試してみる 地獄の黙示録のデニスホッパー Apocalypse Now /Dennis Hopper

Once when our party was fighting a dragon, we were about to die, and retreat wasn't an option. I had the idea that if the whole party might die anyway, The Fighter I was playing would try something crazy just to see if it would work. The only thing I had left was a Potion of Gaseous Form. I drank it, and went in through the dragon's nostrils as a mist. When I was inside the dragon I re solidified. I had to make a bunch of Constitution Saves to see if I lived, but I did and I was able to attack the dragon from the inside, while the party hit it from the outside. The dragon died, and the party cut me out of it. It was a very fun combat.

みんなも手伝って、面白エピソード教えてあげて…！もしくは私に思い出させて欲しい、なんか一緒にやった卓で軽めのジャブになるエピソードを…

@Mic_Honster @IronBagel They used Vault 4 for the Fallout TV show

@BReviewez @IronBagel Vault 4 might be better, since 4 has a connotation with death iirc, unless there’s already a vault 4

海外ﾆｷﾈｷから「日本にVaultがあったとしたら」みたいな話がチラホラ出るんだけど、ちょっとそれやってみたいよね。 まずはVaultの番号を決めたい。本編と被らなそうなやつ。Vault800とか？ Vault731はセンスありすぎて金玉縮んだ。

@iina_quu Balcones is somewhat popular in the American South, but they are still a small distillery, so getting shipped overseas might be hard. Then again maybe if you make enough American friends you can ask them to visit you with a bottle wwww

@BReviewez ありがとう！この銘柄は知らなかったです 赤いラベルがとてもかっこいいですね テキサスのバーボンはTXを知っていますが、あまり手に入りません

アメリカのみんな！日本人が知らなさそうなバーボンを教えてよ！！

@AiPinfu2003 Americans are rather direct with our language, so it's what we respond to best. Just give the hard truth.

アメリカ人に聞きたい。 アメリカ人が漢字のタトゥーを我々日本人に嬉しそうに見せてきたときに、その日本語の意味が変だったり間違ってたりしてたときはどういう顔をすればいいんだ？？ 苦い真実を伝えるべきなのか、マシュマロみたいに優しい嘘で包んであげるべきなのか。 良ければタトゥーも見せて

@matchingtara I guess relationship troubles are universal, right?

女は自分から質問しておきながら、男が真剣に語れば語るほど一気に興味のない顔になる。自分が主役ではなくなった瞬間に興味を失う速さは尋常じゃない。

@morimori_chinet It sounds like a masterpiece!

それかくの一なのに乳と尻がデカくて毎回狭い通路に挟まるポンコツの話とかなんかな…

@morimori_chinet I remember a friend sending me a D&D commercial from Japan and I thought it was really cool that it's popular in Japan too!

アメリカD&DニキにもJapaneseキチガイセッションを知って欲しい思いはあります

Fun fact about America for all of the Japanese friends, but we used to have an animal in the western frontier called a "Jackalope" it resembled a western hare with antlers. They were considered bringers of good luck if one ever crossed your path. Unfortunately they went extinct due to trophy hunting. Even now in antique shops you can still buy an old Jackalope taxidermy. You might think "well obviously this is a joke for April Fool's Day", but I'm in America right now and it's still March 31st, so I wouldn't be joking right?

エイプリルフールですね。 壮大な嘘をついてください。

@koyunta0723 Thank you for the recommendation!

なんか最近さ、アメリカの人たちにポストを読んでもらえたりするみたいじゃないですか。 あれってどうやったらいいんですかね？ 誰でも読んでもらえるのかな？ アメリカのニキやネキに、「80年代アクションスター」聴いてもらいたいんやけど。

@MUKIDEZA2 They should type "wwww" right?

「LOL」とよく言われるんだけど リーグ・オブ・レジェンドのことかと思ってみんなゲーム好きだなぁと違いしてた。

@Garrel_Channel We like to pride ourselves on being friendly and hospitable 🙂

日本とアメリカの文化的なノリの差に驚いている。本当に話し易い。

@Segah02457547 If it's a true relationship then they'd work to learn each other's language, wouldn't you agree?

実際これはマジで起こるかもね。「Xの投稿を通じて仲良くなる」というのは日本でも海外でもわりとある交際のルートなので、自動翻訳を通じて恋人になるカップルは増加するかも。そして「ネットでは話が通じるのにリアルでは会話できない」という奇妙な状態に人類史上初めて陥ることになる。

To any of my new Japanese followers, I recently watched this movie from the 90s called Mr. Baseball with Tom Selleck and Ken Takakura. Have you seen it? Is it popular in Japan? Is it accurate to Japanese baseball culture? I'd love to hear your thoughts!