Incorrect BSD

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Atsushi: I don’t want to hurt their feelings Akutagawa: Hurt their feel — do you just walk around all day thinking about other people’s feelings? Atsushi: Kind of, don’t you? Akutagawa: No? How do you get anything done?

Gogol: I turned out perfectly fine Fyodor: Just this morning you thought a ghost made your toast. Gogol: I didn't put the bread in! you didn't put the bread in!

Kenji: Okay, if someone held me by my throat, my top three cheeses are cheddar, swiss, and gouda Kyouka: As someone who has been held by the throat, cheese is not what they’re gonna ask about.

Dazai: Conflict and war is the crucible through which we evolve. Dazai: [eats Ranpo’s leftovers and places the empty container in Kunikida’s room]

Dazai: *accidentally brushes his hand against Chuuya’s hand* Chuuya: *aggressively takes hold of Dazai’s hand* Chuuya: Fucking commit to it.

Higuchi: How does the Armed Detective Agency always seem to know where we are?? Akutagawa: Chuuya, did you remember to set your Twitter to private? Chuuya: Akutagawa: Chuuya you set it to private right? Chuuya: Akutagawa: Chuuya

@tetasdogackt You’re right! lmao I had to re-post it

So it’s only three people on the motorcycle…

Police: You're arrested for reckless driving by having three people on one single motorcycle. Chuuya: God damn it. Chuuya: Chuuya: Wait, three? Police: ...yes, three? Akutagawa: Oh god Atsushi: DAZAI FUCKING FELL OFF

Kunikida: What's Dazai doing out there? Atsushi: I don’t know, it looks risky. Didn’t his ex-partner tie him up in a dungeon last time he was captured? Dazai: [banging pots together in front of the Mafia HQ] IT WOULD BE A SHAME IF I WERE ABDUCTED BY THE PORT MAFIA RIGHT NOW!!!!

Chuuya's iconic little waving hand to tell Good bye 🍃

me at 80yo: he’s biting dazais neck next chapter

this bungo stray dogs shit is not for the weak

i cant stop thinking about these two panels. atsushi was so ready to hurt akutagawa but the second he thought about it, he stopped. i can feel my soul screaming and throwing up. he fucking cares about him i am unwell

can you believe atsushi & akutagawa went from “enemies” to “i hate you but i will save you.” to “i kind of mind if you die.” to “hurting you pains me.” to “i will die for you.” fuck.

Dazai: You two are dating now? Atsushi: Yeah. Dazai: Why? Akutagawa: I happen to find Jinko appealing. Dazai: Yeah I can understand that, I'm trying to figure out what's wrong with Atsushi

Dazai: I’m going to start a false crime podcast where I explain crimes that never actually happened. Fyodor: I’m going to commit all the crimes you explain, forcing you into having a true crime podcast.

Atsushi: I want to kiss you again, is that okay? Akutagawa: That depends...are you going to bite me again? Atsushi: That was an accident! Akutagawa: Pity.

Kunikida: Look. I know that from the outside, it seems like I have everything together. Ranpo: No, not really. Kunikida:

Kunikida: I keep a picture of all of us in my wallet. Kunikida: Whenever I face a difficult situation, I look at it The ADA: Awwww! Kunikida: And I tell myself "if I can deal with these idiots, I can deal with anything.”

Cop: We're looking for drugs. Dazai: No way! ME TOO