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@HawkEmDownChris @S_U_Network

Age yourself by naming an MLB shortstop you grew up watching. I’ll start: Alex Rodriguez.

Name a player who NEVER wore another jersey. One team. One city. One legacy. Go. 🔒

@Imakatt Lou Malnatis

I’m going to Chicago in two weeks and I need everyone to be real with me; is Giordano’s pizza worth the hype because I need to eat a deep dish at least one of the days I’m there

@LucasSa56947288 Gross waste of $, but seems like all Presidents have done it (maybe not at this extreme) for the last few decades

Here’s a look at Donald Trump's motorcade! What’s going on?

@barstoolsports Beyond stupid

Caitlin Clark can do it all

@KathleenWinche3 Stupid staged skit- be better

This ride passenger denied being on the phone and then see what happens next! FAFO

@Shahriar661731 Bullshit unless an ER

My Doctor was always 45 mins late, every visit. No apology it’s just “Take a seat.” Last time I was waited 1 hour 20 mins then I left. Then wrote a Goggle review. I wasn’t mean but just honest : “Always late, brings a book. 2 stars.” He called me that night from his personal cell. “you think I’m late because I don’t respect your time ?” I said “…..yes? “

@1ssve This is a pretty good synopsis from the Cleveland Clinic- from back in 2023 health.clevelandclinic.org/why-gen-z-is-d…

Serious Question: The alcohol industry has lost $830 billion in the last 4 years, because Gen Z is not drinking. Why do you think they aren’t drinking?

@LucasSa56947288 My guess is he met with Trump and said you don’t know anything about rx so why don’t we figure out a way to use his company- Cost Plus Drug Company as the back end. Just a thought. Gets Cuban’s business more exposure (and probably govt $) to expand

What has happened to Mark Cuban?

@Drax_Neel @doser_i85668 Will never stop- just another thing to avoid the Epstein topic…

🚨TRUMP JUST CALLED TWO FEMALE REPORTERS “STUPID”… AGAIN In case anyone’s keeping count: Today alone, he called not one, but TWO female reporters “stupid” to their faces. This isn’t a one-off. He’s going to keep doing it. He’s going to start calling them far worse. Because nobody in that room — or in his own party — has the spine to stop him. When does the press corps finally push back? Do YOU think this is acceptable behavior from the President of the United States? YES or NO?

@Chicago_History That looks like hell on earth

We are so close 🌞 Which Beach is your favorite in the Chicagoland area? #ChicagoHistory ☑️

@BGNHoops He was AWFUL in Game 7

The “playoff choker” just led his team to the ECF. We’re watching Harden erase that narrative in real time…

@buck_chief @CubsZone Spot on- foolish move

@CubsZone I wonder how much Illinois taxing bets at a per bet rate had to do with this.

DraftKings is closing its 2-year-old retail sportsbook at Wrigley Field.

@alluringmedia She is such an asshat clown- she’ll be slinging Lone Stars back in Rifle,Co soon enough

Lauren Boebert: "The FBI investigated me just a few days after taking office because I toured the Capitol with my family." Bitch, they investigated you because on January 6th during the insurrection, you tweeted at 2:18pm: "The Speaker has been removed from the chambers."

@Hania16836 JFC get a life Karen! But probably a click bait bot

@LauraRutledge @Hawk @danorlovsky7 @PSchrags Riveting content guys….zzzzzzz

Take a trip to the ESPN Cafeteria with us! Who got the best dinner? @Hawk, @danorlovsky7, @PSchrags or me?

@RepJackKimble That’s rich coming from a politician

Just a friendly warning. We don’t even make $200k per year in Congress despite working nearly 140 days. If we aren’t properly compensated, a lot of us will go to the private sector and you will be left with some real idiots in Congress.

@Suzierizzo1 To make him appear shorter than Xi

A lot of people are wondering why they took the white seat cushion that was in the chair Trump was getting ready to sit in away. Some people think they didn’t want him to get it dirty. What do you think was the reason?

@Cheezborger This one hits hard. RIP to a legend

It is with great sadness and heavy hearts that we announce the passing of Sam Sianis — the legendary, longtime owner of Billy Goat Tavern and a true Chicago original. Sam passed away peacefully this morning in his sleep, surrounded by his loving family. Sam was more than a restaurateur; he was a Chicago legend. His tireless work ethic, devotion to his beloved Tavern, and deep love for this city made him a cultural icon and an inspiration to all who knew him. Above all, he was a devoted family man and a cherished friend to countless people whose lives he touched. Loved by many, he will be deeply missed. May his memory be eternal.

@honeymoon250 If you’re older than 58 the answer is 20

9 for me!!! I feel confident nobody Has all 20 How many for you???