Benjamin Rohal 🍷

Yeah I'm done. At least for a while. Text me if you see a funny meme.

This is fucking hilarious

Tbf Trump is gonna onboard more boomers to NFTs than anyone else has.

@taftaftaf22 I assume it really only applies to him, and his jet.

Watching Knife or Death on Netflix because swords are cool and I don't care who knows.

Doom scrolling LinkedIn brb.

Help me identify this song on one of the cards on my one year old's piano. It's likely part of a classical piece.

@BlackSanta100 I imagine a localized economy among the elves in the off season that the elves work in to provide all of the needed goods and services but they're all secretly divisions of Santa Corp.

Do you think Santa would union bust if the elves organized? I have to assume he pays a fair wage.

I'm going to start a wine brand completely run by AI.

@BevInsights I remember when C4 was a creatine pre workout for powerlifters...

Is the energy drink carousel about to take another spin? We’ve been hearing from several sources that Keurig Dr Pepper may have a deal to onboard C4 Energy brand, giving it fast-growing and already sizable entry in segment where it’s been taking incubation approach with A Shoc.

In addition to Local, Organic, and all the other marketing buzzwords, we are very very close to seeing some products described as Human Made.

We need the Cotton Eye Joe origin story

I have spent most of my day consulting with a brand that is trying to decide if they're more of a Patagonia company, or more Orvis or Eddie Bauer people. You know, the important stuff.

@drewtroller @ZBoyer21 please advise

Me, Sunday mornings when I get that first sip of Gatorade.

Putting my money on AI assisted business tools.

@drewtroller A lot of them I think. Some of the things we thought were common knowledge back then were just wives tales or worse. But also Whoppi for some reason.

Ok so I can't rock a mustache.

Never again.

Lmao we really sang Loch Lomond on a 40 person party bus last night