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Jayson Tatum is the biggest disgrace to sports. I think Deuce Tatum should disown his dad after this shit. Fraud watch pal. My buddy @CarlLeeHowitzer is trying out for the Sixers over W*tford. BURST APPENDIX, DECLARATION OF INDEPENDENCE, SIXERS IN 7 #ihatewatford

@DSlaytonisgod @Young_Slay2 Sending my condolences. Quick recovery brotha!!❤️🥀🤝

My man @Young_Slay2 is having surgery today. Please everyone pray for my king to make a speedy recovery and then also to get traded to a team who can produce a winning record🙏🙏

@hockeynutbag @DSlaytonisgod @edmundososafan @tommyjosephalt @CarlLeeHowitzer @PenguinsJesus Joshua u literally drive a honda civic from the Pittsburg junkyard. Tell Sidney the retirement home is coming with arms wide open. (Creed mentioned @CarlLeeHowitzer @tommyjosephalt )

@BStrangelover @DSlaytonisgod @edmundososafan @tommyjosephalt @CarlLeeHowitzer @PenguinsJesus Yeah… I’m sure he’s scary

There’s been a lot of people talking, and questions being asked. I wanted to clarify: I am a beat reporter.

Joshua u do not want war I promise @hockeynutbag Ur a disgrace pal

Hello Fellow Strange Lovers. This bedbug from Pittsburgh (aka Joshua here 🤓) is trying to say I’m a retard. Fellow avengers, @CarlLeeHowitzer @tommyjosephalt @edmundososafan @Taijuanbinladen @DSlaytonisgod . @skinnyjoeym This guy liked Pats and Genos.

@hockeynutbag @DSlaytonisgod @edmundososafan @tommyjosephalt @CarlLeeHowitzer @PenguinsJesus Its common to speak retard in Pittsburgh. How ab u get w the lore buddy. Don’t let my buddy Hahoon find u lurking around PNC park. Its over for u

@BStrangelover @DSlaytonisgod @edmundososafan @tommyjosephalt @CarlLeeHowitzer @PenguinsJesus WTF is sonbrero? I don't speak retard.

@hockeynutbag @DSlaytonisgod @edmundososafan @tommyjosephalt @CarlLeeHowitzer @PenguinsJesus You without a doubt “sonbrero”, need to throw deodorant on u dirty spick. When’s the last time mommy bathed u? Throw on youtube and watch “strange rookie 2023 highlight tape” by ding productions and go to bed and make sure thay fckn bug dont bite.

@BStrangelover @DSlaytonisgod @edmundososafan @tommyjosephalt @CarlLeeHowitzer @PenguinsJesus This is without a doubt the weirdest twitter war of all time.

@hockeynutbag @DSlaytonisgod @edmundososafan @tommyjosephalt @CarlLeeHowitzer @PenguinsJesus Well I just ate a rockhamptopm ribeye and I”ll tell ya what bucko, the diaper has no chance against the behemoth coming against my asshole u chipwhip sandwich. Go tell mommy she can brent on my strange.

@BStrangelover @DSlaytonisgod @edmundososafan @tommyjosephalt @CarlLeeHowitzer @PenguinsJesus I know you're waiting. Are you going to wear your diaper this time like a good boy?

@hockeynutbag @DSlaytonisgod @edmundososafan @tommyjosephalt @CarlLeeHowitzer @PenguinsJesus Spank me daddy. I’ve been waiting

@DSlaytonisgod @edmundososafan @tommyjosephalt @CarlLeeHowitzer @PenguinsJesus LOL Listen, Philly probably wins this series, but CAR is going to spank you like your boyfriend does every night.

@hockeynutbag @edmundososafan @tommyjosephalt @CarlLeeHowitzer @PenguinsJesus What the hell is mongoloid? U look Ibani pussy. Hit the bud light party zone sonbrero.

@edmundososafan @tommyjosephalt @CarlLeeHowitzer @PenguinsJesus 😂 I don’t give a shit. Bring on the mongoloids.

Hello everyone, ESF here. It has come to my attention that Tim Ma*** has been in kahoots with not only Rivera, but Ad**** and K**** P******. I should have seen this coming, I’m sorry SOSA ARMY. @tommyjosephalt also has some thoughts on this, so I’ll let him elaborate further. Ty.

@edmundososafan @tommyjosephalt This is some tomfoolery. Can @DonCarltonSale take my shift on Saturday? I need Lot P to evaporate on Saturday. Kyle Backaus ur next bud

@DonCarltonSale #FreeIran‌

@tommyjosephalt Happy Easter. Will see u soon.

Good Aftenoon Josephverse. Happy Easter. JOSEPH HAS RISEN. Just wanted to keep you in touch with everyone. The Flyers will play Boston today. We need the Flyers to win for a playoff spot. I have made some calls to Zegras, and Dan Vladar. They said we got you bro. Thanks #flyers

@DonCarltonSale Excuse me Don. Sorry to interrupt your appeal. This Don Julio was exclusively for Team Italy. Are you saying your leaving OozmaKappa for Team Italy, Wait til the Tobyhanna terrorists hear about this. In fact, lemme call the homie Squishy and tell him about your affair with Roz.

Don Carlton here. I didn’t know I tasted so good. Thanks.

@NFL Johnny Mundt likes watching Coyote Peterson. Send me to Philadelphia instead. “Strange the Man” Mannion

BREAKING NEWS: Tommy Joseph and @edmundososafan have agreed to meet with Jacksonville Jaguars GM James Gladstone in the upcoming months, to talk about trades about TE Brenton Strange to the Philadelphia Eagles at the Budlight Party Zone. Per Seabass sports

@tommyjosephalt Tootles Tommy, its good to see u back on the big X. AMERICA WE yes WE did it. screw those british or canadians or whatever they are. the hugh brothers are in the rafters. by the way that chuck guy, likes sniffing assholes i heard. u may wanna call the gastroenterologist

Hello, I am a little last but USA are gold medalists. Finally!!! Want to thank my good old friend Quinn Hughes who is the best american hockey player right now. Also want to say to my lazy landlord/maintenance guy Chuck. You’re a bum. Clean my outside. It’s still has snow on it