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Historically buying here is where you make all the money.

"Uh huh, sounds great guys. Nothing on my end."

With 24/7 perpetuals on tradfi indices, Bitcoin loses a bit of its purpose as the weekend smoke alarm.

🚨 WOW: The S&P 500 is officially coming onchain S&P Dow Jones Indices has licensed its flagship index to @tradexyz to launch a 24/7 perpetual market on @HyperliquidX Investors can trade a licensed S&P 500 perp on a decentralized platform

It's official: "onchain" not "on-chain" Footnote 1 from SEC guidance yesterday

I've had a TON of requests to share my official bracket... It's run over 10,000 simulations using the same model which cashed our Futures Parlay last year & generated this bracket. I might be biased but I think this looks GREAT 🔥

Final Four Contenders, using pre-NCAA Tournament KenPom data since 2001: 91.7% were Top 30 overall in KenPom 92.7% were Top 26 in Offense - OR - Defense 88.5% were Top 40 in Offense 88.5% were Top 46 in Defense -Potential for more chaos: MIDWEST & SOUTH -Likely to be more chalk: WEST -Notable omissions: All four 4 seeds, as well as Big East Champ St. John's

🚨(HACK) SELLING OPTIONS FOR A LIVING - My Dream Juust broke 90k in gains selling options on SP500 - I shared all in my public tracker every week This is truly a dream come true for me The Routine: In 15 mins every Sunday i sell strangles on the SP500 and have not lost one yet! For March we are at a new record of 16k+ in gains WHILE RETAIL CHASE WE TRADE LIKE AN INSTITUTION and HARVEST PREMIUM. Also I am super proud of the small account challenge we just broke 335 on 500 of margin with perfect win rate The puts we sold Sunday night are up over 70% so feel free to manage them accordingly SELLING OPTIONS is a GAME CHANGER no CHART WATCHING all day! Set your trades manage risk and ENJOY ur life. WHO LOVES SELLING OPTIONS I WILL TEACH YOU ALL NO CHARGE Show Some Love!

FUCK VANITY FAIR

I actually love it. It's called fashion and c'mon, @Melt_Dem drops a bunch of bangers These are the people who are interfacing with the rest of the world and they've done a pretty good, and more importantly, consistent job at it When @VanityFair wants to make you shine, just lean in

THEY DID IT. The SEC and CFTC just dropped a landmark document that officially classifies crypto assets. They're actually telling us which crypto assets are securities and which ones aren't - by name! THIS IS SOMETHING GENSLER REFUSED TO DO (he focused on prosecuting crypto out of existence) This rule doc gives crypto many of the benefits of the clarity bill - it lifts us out of the gray market - it gives every asset a path. It's almost like the Clarity act just passed by way of regulator. (of course, the actual clarity act will harden all this into legislation and make it irreversible in the event we get another Gensler, we still want it) This rule says there's 5 categories for crypto assets: 1) Digital Commodities - assets tied to a functional, decentralized crypto system (e.g., BTC, ETH, SOL, XRP, ADA, DOGE). Not securities. (yes, they name them on page 14) 2) Digital Collectibles - NFTs, meme coins, artwork tokens, in-game items. Not securities (fractionalized collectibles may be an exception). 3) Digital Tools - membership tokens, credentials, domain names (e.g., ENS). Not securities. 4) Stablecoins - payment stablecoins under the GENIUS Act are not securities. Other stablecoins, it depends. 5) Digital Securities - tokenized versions of traditional securities. Like tokenized stocks. Always securities. Amazing! This makes so much sense I can't believe it's coming from a regulator. No more enforcement threats to Ethereum developers and crypto exchanges. How about the Howey test? More common sense! If an issuer makes specific promises of managerial efforts from which buyers expect profits, the offering is a security until those promises are fulfilled. Then it's a commodity. The asset itself was never the security, the deal around it was. (E.g. XRP was a security pre launch, became a commodity after). How about stuff like staking and mining? Mining? Not a securities transaction. Staking? Also not a securities transaction, that includes custodial and liquid staking even with LSTs! How about wrapping BTC? Not a securities transaction. Airdrops? NOT SECURITIES. NO MORE GEO BANS PROTECTING AMERICANS from free airdrops. Remember this is a joint doc from the SEC and CFTC, They're actually cooperating on this, no internal strife, this is binding to both. SEC regulates $80-100 trillion assets CFTC regulates $5-10 trillion assets Both of the world's largest capital markets are showing us that crypto assets are here to stay and they're welcome alongside traditional assets. Every country will follow. This is the biggest move toward legitimacy I've seen in all my time in crypto. Maybe bigger than the genius act since is covers all crypto assets. Well done @MichaelSelig and @SECPaulSAtkins. And especially well done to the indefatigable @HesterPeirce. Her fingerprints are all over this, couldn't have happened without her eight years of principles-based curiosity.

Here is the March Madness efficiency landscape, comparing each team's predicted offensive and defensive efficiency at EvanMiya.com, adjusted for current injuries:

Using a blended composite rating of Pomeroy, Miya, BPI, and T-Rank (recent), I did a 100,000-run Monte Carlo simulation of the NCAA bracket. Here are the teams with the best probabilities based on that simulation (sorted by Final Four odds). Duke with a 60% chance.

Tom Lee and Bitmine just made three moves at once. And they're all pointing the same direction. Here's what happened: Bitmine ($BMNR) led a $125M institutional funding round for Eightco ($ORBS) - their check was $75M. Eightco took $50M of those proceeds and used them to buy a stake in OpenAI. And while all this was being arranged, Bitmine quietly grew its $ETH holdings to 4,595,562. That's up from 4.53M ETH just one week ago. 65,000 ETH added in 7 days. Now stack all three together and you get one very clear read on what these guys are actually doing: They're not picking crypto vs. AI. They're betting on a world where the two converge - and using one to fund the other. Here's the full Bitmine snapshot right now: - 4,595,562 $ETH (up 65,000 in 7 days) - 196 $BTC - $1.2B in unencumbered cash - $200M stake in Beast Industries - $83M stake in Eightco ($ORBS) That last item is the sneaky important one. They didn't just hodl ETH. They used their crypto treasury to buy into the AI arms race at the private market level - via a mid-cap public ticker ($ORBS). Think of it like this: They stacked a war chest in ETH, then used it as a launchpad to bet on OpenAI before the rest of the market can. Sneaky smart.

$ETH finally broke out $2400 is major suppression test

The $ETH rally is starting. This rise will break through the 8-year convergence. A real altcoin rally is approaching.

$ETH Ethereum is over the $2300 hurdle, now not far away from the $2400 target for wave iii. A lot of bears are now trapped 🚀

Might be a controversial opinion, but I think Tom Lee will look like a genius a few years from now when $ETH hits $10K+ - and he’ll have earned every bit of the respect people give him after sticking it out the last six months through the lows.

$ETH $10,000 is just a mile stone.

#ETH This is a very bullish setup 🚀 Similar setups in the past has delivered at least 100% rallies for ETH Therefore massively long $BMNR for the road to $100 NFA