We Don't Care retweetledi
Given up with #infinity from @btbusiness should have looked at tweets from @btcarenot first 7 missed appts took less time to find #BinLaden
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We Don't Care
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We Don't Care
@BTCareNot
A useless bunch of aerosols who don't give a pschitt about your broadband problems. Support for British Terrorcoms. (Parody Account. Of course. Or is it?)
7th Circle Of Hell Katılım Ekim 2010
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Did You Know? The first ever broadband bit was sent 50 years ago. Bandwidth: 0.000003bps. Today we have doubled that. wp.me/p18JCO-y
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News: We plan to include mobile calls in our pricing plans so your voice communications can be conducted extremely slowly too.
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Did You Know? We call it 'broadband' because broadly speaking it has bandwidth. Just not very much.
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Current broadband failure is not - repeat is not - related to the ongoing alien invasion. Oops. We said too much.
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If you are having broadband troubles, try first troubleshooting step: close your eyes, stamp your feet and say 'I do belive in fairies.'
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Having speed problems with your broadband? Try our speed tips. #2: Lubricate the telephone socket with your tears of frustration.
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Did You Know? A skilled telecoms engineer can install and configure ADSL2+ in under five minutes. Unfortunately none of ours are skilled.
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Good news: melting snow has now thawed the internet. Bad news: it's waterlogged. Please place towels under your routers this week.
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Snow and ice have frozen the bits in the tubes! We will be delivering your data by milkbottle - please thaw contents to access your email.
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Service Update: Someone spilled coffee into a central router here. Internet will be jittery and irritable this evening for most of Cumbria.
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@sallyanniegally Sorry, Sally, we book appts. the way we make promises about service & repairs: with no idea if it will actually work.
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It's a beautiful sunny morning here in Hyderabad. SWINDON! A beautiful sunny AFTERNOON here in Swindon. Hope your internets are not broken.
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@Gjw1953 None of our equipment provides such a useful function. It's probably stress related. Try pouring in a soothing cup of cocoa.
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Remember to tweet us your broadband queries and problems. We have a highly trained team who will pick a random answer out of a box for you.
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@Logi81 Generally we ask for online forms to be filled in, printed out & sent in the post to a random address. More likely to get a reply!
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@Gjw1953 Fat Jim would sooner eat only 3 puddings at lunchtime than join The Evil Ones. What company offers both slow internet and trains!
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@Logi81 We like to think the illusion of sincere human contact and a sympathetic ear is a great substitute for actual useful help!
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