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@bradleyewles Who's side would you be on Baptist?

Odds on Canada going to war with the US ???? I know it won’t happen but Christ it would be funny to watch

@JoeBangles11 Ben Fogle

As James Blunt is still playing hard to get, who should be next on my hit list to find out their favourite cheese?

@liamgallagher Can you sort me and my pals put some tickets please? Cheers

@GibraltarFA Myself and @BTJoshHill stand with you

@IrishBrian30 Yeah but he did it the downhill way. Be a piece of piss that.

Not only was it done first 12 years ago, the bloke who did it absolutely smashed this hardest geezer to bits 😂😂😂

@bradleyewles She's dead m8. It's all a cover story

Explain to me why Kate is saying sorry for editing photos of her and HER kids ??? Does it really matter … like if they were dressed as the leaders of the nazis I’d understand

@roballennn @man_savings @PotNoodle @MikeGod_ @BrynKinasz No question

Help needed please .....Another Office debate I beleive that Chicken & Mushroom @PotNoodle is , and alway will be the best hot noodle-y goodness but the lads in the office dont rate it Who's Right ...??

@Avafoxstar @NadiaWhittomeMP £1... they could give everyone £1

@NadiaWhittomeMP If they gave £1M to every man, woman and child in the IK they’d still have over £900000000. I’ve probably got the maths wrong; please feel free to correct me

Congratulations to British Gas who made record profits of £969,000,000 in six months. That’s almost *ten times* more than last year, while millions are struggling to pay the bills. We must end this daylight robbery and bring energy into public hands, now.

@roballennn Unfollowed.

@kipper149 @BernieSpofforth They don't pay it. standard.co.uk/news/london/us…

@BernieSpofforth Khan must be over the moon all the clean air zone charges Biden just ran up !!

@davecourtney666 @roballennn you still on the register m8? Try help Dave out

The King we want. The King we deserve. HRH The Baptist @bradleyewles

@niall_p @AmirRazavi19 😂 not done himself any favours then

@AmirRazavi19 @BTJoshHill some of these quotes are brilliant

Covering Charles Bronson's parole hearing, very colourful only an hour in... The hearing was told he had tried to place a football bet through a third party. He sighed and said: "We all love a bet, come on!"

@kingcaff You're living on another planet. Darius Vassell - England's greatest

Steven Gerrard is my absolute idol, I love him more than any player who has ever played the game. BUT I personally think Wayne Rooney is Englands greatest ever player (in my lifetime)

@davecourtney666 Hi Dave, My mate Mick might be a good call. He can shave the tash. International acting experience Casualty (UK) and Home and Away (AUS)

@niall_p Tin foil mate. Game changer

Wrapping presents should be taught at school. Absolute artform getting it right.

@bradleyewles Ahh you might be right. Was Andre the Giant wasn't it.

@BTJoshHill Didn’t know that was him 🤔

Still to soon

@manchestermick @Benfogle @elonmusk Come on then Mick What's your order?? 👀

@BTJoshHill @Benfogle @elonmusk Funny shit mate. Bravo.

You can gladly have my blue tick back @elonmusk

@JeremyClarkson Hi Jeremy, What is your favourite curry and how many poppadoms do you have? Thanks.